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Old 06-15-2010, 08:28 PM
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ok here is the deal, my cousin just got divorced about a week ago. she caught her husband cheating on her, so now she is on a man hater kick , and blasting men on facebook.

here is some of her comments....


BEHIND EVERY BITCH THERE'S A MAN THAT MADE HER THAT WAY!
WOMAN has MAN in it. MRS. has MR. in it. FEMALE has MALE in it. She has HE in it. No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman,and yet men spend their whole lives TRYING to get back between the legs of a women. Why?? BECAUSE THERE IS NO ...PLACE LIKE HOME!! Okay, okay, I get it. It all makes sense now.

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I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness. MENstrual cycle, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnecologist, and when a women has real problems, it's a HIStorectomy! Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN. Lol! You better watch out BOYS!

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Of her.

That's some funny chit tho.
Old 06-15-2010, 09:34 PM
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Of her.

That's some funny chit tho.

she's my cousin, so keep it clean






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she's not bad. pretty funny comments though
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Originally Posted by BLUES MAN
she's my cousin, so keep it clean






I'd her.

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I'd her.


i said keep it clean! dont make me come and pound your face RJ
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I did.

Get on I95 and drive north about 1200 miles and stop in Delaware and let the good times roll.
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Originally Posted by BLUES MAN
she's my cousin, so keep it clean






cousin eh....1st or more?
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You should submit those to failbooking.com.
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You guys crack me up. She ain't bad. Hopefully she was facebooking from the kitchen. . . where she belongs. jk


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