Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
May 4, 2007 | 05:19 PM
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Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
Found by posing the following situation and question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say
about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy
with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss
with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(sounds of reloading). BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
Found by posing the following situation and question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say
about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy
with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss
with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(sounds of reloading). BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"
