Haha thats funny i had a convo just like that with a cop, I was with my GF once and i came down a street gettin shitty and a sherriff was about a 1/2 block down and around the corner, he told me he heard my engine and tires, I tired denying it but i was the only car comin so i was screwed.. But he let me go

 

in that case your 1 lucky SOB

 

Talking about lucky, a few years ago I closed down a bar in San Diego, thats spanish for whale's vagina. When we were leaving (I was in my 96 Z28 at the time) we lined up at the light with a Honda Accord (the other people we were with). She revs (kidding around) and then leaves normally. I wait, then launched hard. Spun through first and second, then merged onto the highway. Cop watched the whole damn thing. When she pulled me over, she said she could take me to jail for "that". I said "for what", to which she replied "street racing". I laughed at her and said "it was a Honda", she made me "follow the pen" then sent me on my way. Dodged a bullet there.

 

I'm Ron Burgundy?

 

Ohh christ how original...



Go to court for sure on that ticket... And tell the judge what you just said you wanted to tell the pig..

 

hahah i got one a long long time ago like 5 years ago. it was a fully stock truck back then not a damn thing done to it. i know what the problem was i drove it on a small oil puddle at the tire center at Sears(when i use to work for them) and when i pressed the gas pedal i chirped the tires. Big Fkn deal it was for a split second but then Wham I got pulled over so i put out my cig and answered his questions but still got a ticket so i started laughing at him that didnt help he decided to see if i was intoxicated it took an hour out of my day what a waste. no i didnt fight it i just payed the damn thing.

 

I got one in a 2.8l v6 camaro when turning a cornor too sharp and it went ERT for 1/2 a second.
He wrote me for wreckless driving.

Took it to court and paid court fee

 

i smoked the tires through second the other day leaving the track and a cop watched all of it.

we sat and talked for a while turns out the dude restored an old vette.

gave me a warning a compliment on the burnout and the truck and sent me on my way lol. had a big group of us too and they all watched

 

just depends on who you are dealing with at the moment.

 

That ticket was no joke to me. i ended up doing 48 hours in jail for my 'Exhibition of Speed' ticket

But i have a bad driving record oh well have