One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt"!

His wife was not even slightly amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning her husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the heck is this?' he thought to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.


"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear"?
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She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder, it's 'Miracle Grow"!!!!! HA!

When will you guys learn not tick off a woman?!

 

hahaha

 

Awesome