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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 08:50 AM
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I still stand by lighting their house on fire or taking a **** in their gas tank.
I think the old Malatov cocktail trick with their gas tank is cooler than shitting in it. However, house fires are always neat-o...
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 09:26 AM
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i got 2 words for ya!!!! BRAKE...........................FLUID
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 11:02 AM
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Take a **** on his hood.
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 05:34 PM
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i like the **** his daughter idea, just make sure she's legal
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 07:16 PM
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the 4th of july should give you fuel for a fire.
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 09:00 PM
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Liquid nail there door closed during finals week...

There is something that I dare not talk about... Deer sent from the local gun shop-> into the blower vent on there car. It designed to last and it does!!!
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 09:49 PM
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No suprise on who started this thread....

I always wanted to see what would happen if a pile of thermite was ignited on someones hood. If you used enough, in theory it should melt clear through the engine block.
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Old May 1, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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Take some OC spray and spray some on their toliet paper. A small amount is all that's needed, you don't want the smell or dried residue visible on the tp.

Adding insult to copious amounts of injury, your vicitim will waddle around with an inflatable doughnut to sit upon for weeks, carry around **** ointment in a plastic Kroger bag, and be the butt of jokes for months.
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Old May 1, 2007 | 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Kingpimp
Don't let them know it bothers you and just go along, letting them antagonize you. Do this for a bit, but study them. Most ******** are insecure about one thing or another. Find this insecurity, then exploit it. You must be subtle about their insecurity, so much so that it's on a subconscious level.

You need to give a little more info on what makes these people ********, or what they do to **** you off.

In most cases, it is easier to just avoid them. If you must work with them or need to deal with them, it is time to do the above.

You may even want to get brushed up on a little psych, or human behavior stuff. For a simple solution you could always kick their ***, but that **** is child's play and rarely works. If you still have to deal with this person on a daily basis, it makes no sense, and you may even be sent to jail. Also, if you end up getting your *** kicked, they become bigger ********.

Robert Greene wrote some pretty good stuff on power and people. It offers great insight into how to control these ******** and use them to your advantage.
Smart man.
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Old May 1, 2007 | 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by nightrunner
i like the **** his daughter idea, just make sure she's legal
it serves a purpose in 2 ways
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