dog shitting in your yard again?

 

you don't like the *******, but in order to have fun, you got to know
the *******.

get his address to mail him dog ****.
if his car windows are down, toss in a few used used condoms.
at 3 in the morning, nothing like a 3 liter Co2 bomb for a wake up call.
make a bunch of flyers, party at this house, free beer and live band
and post them every where.
call CPS and tell them this house beats their kids.
there all kinds of ways to make an ******* hurt

 

 

Jalapeños, Chili, too much beer, other unmentionables...

 

This **** is tooo funny, I gotta use it in my sig. hope u dont mind PappyDan...

 

go right ahead,

 

My "*******" lives two doors down and wares a badge. Any sugestions? It all started in 1997 when he moved here. He was a county jailer, and stoped in front of my freinds and family and treatend to kick my ***. For something I did not do by the way. I had him suspended from his job. After that he was cool until this spring and something crawed up his ***. All issues are ATV related. My property and parrents property but up to his back yard. Witch is out of city limits, so the all night atv ride is now in the works. I have lived here all my 35 years and been riding for 21 I ain't stoping now. I know for a fact the next time he little brats break limbs out of my trees and I catch them I see a trespassing charge in there juviee record.

 

Burn their house down?
Poison their water?
**** his daughter?

My theory is that if you're gonna do it, do it right.

 

I say just hold it all in for a few years. Then when you feel like you can't take anymore, just go buy a couple guns, and unload on the town. That seems to be the craze these days.

It really depends on what they're doing. I'd either torment the hell outta them or just smile and wave.

 

I still stand by lighting their house on fire or taking a **** in their gas tank.