H2 Question
#1
i heard that an H2 shares the same frame as a tahoe, is this true? i stumbled across a f'n lesbian and *** site trying to diss the H2, www.fuh2.com i would like to see these bleeding harts get there head squished by an H2. i think that it is one of the baddest 4x4's to ever hit the road in stock form, They are all mad that it gets bad MPG's, f - em
#3
Originally Posted by fuh2.com
The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise.
Originally Posted by fuh2.com
The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel efficiency regulations. Hummer isn't even required to publish its fuel economy (owners indicate that they get around 10 mpg for normal use). So while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America's fossil fuel future, H2 drivers are pissing away our "spoils of victory" during each trip to the grocery store.
The H2 is a polluter. Based on G.M.'s optimistic claim that it gets13 mpg, an H2 will produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions in a typical year, nearly double that of G.M.'s Chevrolet Malibu sedan.
The H2 is a death machine. You'd better hope that you don't collide with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your *** goodbye thanks to the H2's massive weight and raised bumpers. Too bad you couldn't afford an urban assault vehicle of your own. Or could you...?
The H2 is a tax loophole. Under the current tax laws, business owners can deduct nearly half the cost of their H2s. If you are in the highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $10,000! The government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get for buying an electric car.
PS, I'm not an H2 fan, I dislike the look and the soccer mom stereotype. If I wanted a vehicle to fit that description, I'd rather have a lifted Tahoe. The only redeeming qualities of an H2 in my opinion are that it is very capable offroad and it really pisses off these types of folks. Bear in mind, pissing off these folks isn't actually harming them....it's more of a symbiant relationship....these types of people simply *need* something to be angry about to enjoy their lives.
#4
Personally, I can't stand the H2. The thing is an ugly box on wheels. It's a fullsize SUV with the interior space of a midsize sedan. They have no rear seat leg room or head room and the cargo area is smaller than my wife's Trailblazer. A friend of mine has the SUT and he gets 8-10 MPG. For the money I'd rather pimp a Suburban and have a more practical truck. Also, 26" rims on a H2 doesn't make you cool. Let the trendy folks and soccer moms keep their H2's. Now if you want to talk H1, I'm game.
#6
Originally Posted by 03lowriderss
ENDO you couldnt have put it any better. good post man
#7
we need to go and ***** up their site, with thing like "i love the way that my H2 sound without my emissions controll/catalic convertors and dual exhaust" and i love that i can hit an animal on the highway and it does no damage to my H2... lol
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#8
H2s suck, they're way too big to go on any trail around here, have very little cargo space for their size, are SLOW, and I've never actually seen one used offroad, and I'm sure everyones seen that video of a stock H@ snapping a tie rod on a mild trail. The H1 is huge as well, but at least it has off road capibility.
#10
Originally Posted by 03NHSilvy
H2s suck, they're way too big to go on any trail around here, have very little cargo space for their size, are SLOW, and I've never actually seen one used offroad, and I'm sure everyones seen that video of a stock H@ snapping a tie rod on a mild trail. The H1 is huge as well, but at least it has off road capibility.
Abrupt applications of throttle with wheels cranked in a rockgarden will snap tierods. That trail wasn't too bad, but that section needed to be navigated much more carefully than that person did. H2 tierods are stronger than our 1/2 ton tierods I believe (though they of course also carry more weight).
If H2s are any wider than our trucks,it's not by much....i.e., something like an inch or two.



