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Old Feb 14, 2010 | 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by gao8302
For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
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Old Feb 14, 2010 | 10:50 PM
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Ha ha ha Classic thread right there.
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Old Feb 15, 2010 | 12:30 AM
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i'm lovin this!!
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Old Mar 11, 2010 | 09:17 PM
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damn bringing out the old **** are we
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Old Mar 11, 2010 | 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by goldcoast
damn bringing out the old **** are we
Oldies are goodies..........."NOOB"
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Old Mar 11, 2010 | 09:28 PM
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Not for sale, but appraisal for insurance purposes. 1 used '79 model. Classic looks. Body in good shape. No leaks, misfires or body work. Still has original paint. 7.5 month old midget racer in tow. Cooks, cleans, works off shift too keep up maintenance on house and above mentioned midget. 1 owner, drove new off the lot. Only appreciates in value(brings in money, doesn't spend any). Owner considered value=priceless.
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Old Mar 12, 2010 | 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by slowec
I have one for sale . Take over payments. Life long rent to own. She made it clear I'll never own her, But I still have to pay the rest of my life. She runs good , don't smoke , but she has had a rod thrown in her every time I get down on it.
Still makin payments , this one is worth it. Took her for a long drive last nite. Smoked em down real good and even went for short drive sliding around on a muddy dirt road.

Sorry, I am pulling this one off the market.
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Old Mar 12, 2010 | 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by gao8302
For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

Stock cubes or a stroker? Will she take a 6" rod? How is the piston to cylinder wall clearance?
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:04 AM
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Damn this thread brings back memories, I miss the old days, this site was full of funny *** **** like this

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It is so old one of the posters has gotten married and put a bun in the oven.
You talkin bout me?
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Old Mar 15, 2010 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by 1slow01Z71
Damn this thread brings back memories, I miss the old days, this site was full of funny *** **** like this


You talkin bout me?
Of course. You a daddy yet? Hows the pug?
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