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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 05:13 PM
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Tim- Only when you are speaking of dirt roads......
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Old Feb 11, 2010 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by slowprocess
Sounds like a salvage title. Was she hit in the front only or was she hit from the rear as well? Are the airbags still good?
Originally Posted by TIM Z
and does she leak any fluids?
I had to bump this cuz these comments are funny as hell.
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Old Feb 11, 2010 | 01:03 PM
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Did you change her oil regularly? How about the converter, how loose is it?
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Old Feb 11, 2010 | 01:05 PM
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used 25 model, currently going into the shop to get redone as a chiropracter. when she's out the shop she'll win big awards....and money. pick up notes AND shop cost (150K).

will be a head turner. great for someone that is a collector!
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Old Feb 13, 2010 | 08:14 PM
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holy old thread batman
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Old Feb 13, 2010 | 08:56 PM
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holy old thread batman
It is so old one of the posters has gotten married and put a bun in the oven.
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Old Feb 13, 2010 | 09:01 PM
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Ok.. I have to admit, these are funny....
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Old Feb 13, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
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Old Feb 14, 2010 | 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by gao8302
For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

well damnnnnn lol
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Old Feb 14, 2010 | 07:00 AM
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This thread is a 4 year old classic thread!! Awesome!

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