> There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically,

>> orally, and by hand. This virus is called

>> Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer

>> (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or

>> anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your

>> private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, take

>> two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote

>> known

>> as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or

>> Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote

>> repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


>> This is NOT a real virus folks. don't take it seriously, okay?

 

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