FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk naked *** is taking a **** in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally points.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that **** was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. (this is soo true) lol

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

TEXAS Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!

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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

TEXAS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

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God i love Texas!!!! haha
and all of that is so TRUE!!! been in a lot of situations just like the one's mentioned.

 

I'm not from texas but i guess i could be a texas friend

 

Honestly though, is that not true for everywhere? I know all but the second one and four are honestly true.

 

I'm Samoan...that kinda stuff is in my blood, Brah'.

 

That there is what I call quality over quantity! We Texans rock.

-Lurius

 

I Must Be From Texas....

 

friends- try to talk you out of fighting this guy bigger than you.

mississippi friends- tell you to kick his *** they got your back.

haha

 

too much to relate to.

friends will try to pull you out of a ditch.
texas friends. will tell you your not having all the fun, let me lock this in 4 wheele drive
and run through the ditch too.

 

A couple of those are kinda . I'm Glad I live in Louisiana