Prolly a repost, but still funny
Oct 22, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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Prolly a repost, but still funny
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had told
> > their
>new wives what their household duties were to be. The first man had
>married a woman from Tennessee. He bragged that he had told his wife
>she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took
>a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
> >
> >
> >
> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
> > had
>given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
>the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
>day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
>were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
> >
> >
> >
> > The third man married a girl from Louisiana. He boasted that he told
> > her
>that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
>mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
>said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
>anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
>could see a little out of his left eye -just enough to fix himself a
>bite to eat, load the dishwasher, find a cleaning lady, and telephone a landscaper.
> > their
>new wives what their household duties were to be. The first man had
>married a woman from Tennessee. He bragged that he had told his wife
>she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took
>a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
> >
> >
> >
> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
> > had
>given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
>the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
>day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
>were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
> >
> >
> >
> > The third man married a girl from Louisiana. He boasted that he told
> > her
>that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
>mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
>said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
>anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
>could see a little out of his left eye -just enough to fix himself a
>bite to eat, load the dishwasher, find a cleaning lady, and telephone a landscaper.
Oct 22, 2006 | 07:39 PM
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Here you go dumbass... https://www.performancetrucks.net/fo...ouisiana+women Louisiana may have some tough women but it does not produce smart guys named Matt.... 
Disclaimer: Just picking on Matt. No offense or disrespect to any Coon Asses
Disclaimer: Just picking on Matt. No offense or disrespect to any Coon Asses
