pizza bites, or whatever there called
Nov 18, 2005 | 07:35 PM
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pizza bites, or whatever there called
you know those things they advertise on tv for kids as a snack. pizza roll ups or something. 
anyway, my wife bought a huge box of these things and i decided, i would like a snack and they look good. i pop some in the toaster oven. heat them as the instructions direct. 
i remove and place on a plate. cool. they look good. cheese is coming out the sides of these things.
first f'ing bite, the cheese squirts out the sides of these things and burns the ever loving **** outa me.
granted. i know they are hot. 
i took a gentle bite. easy going. then i hit the breaking point and this **** just splatters the sides of my face and bam. i am screaming like a school girl. my dog is hovering on the floor picking up the stuff thats falling outa my mouth and my beer is only inches away. i grab for it. it's almost empty. well, it is empty now and off to get a new one i go.
how the hell do kids eat these things.
no wonder most teenages have red *** checks with pimples all over. they eat these damn things on a daily basis.
anyway, my wife bought a huge box of these things and i decided, i would like a snack and they look good. i pop some in the toaster oven. heat them as the instructions direct. i remove and place on a plate. cool. they look good. cheese is coming out the sides of these things.
first f'ing bite, the cheese squirts out the sides of these things and burns the ever loving **** outa me.
granted. i know they are hot. i took a gentle bite. easy going. then i hit the breaking point and this **** just splatters the sides of my face and bam. i am screaming like a school girl. my dog is hovering on the floor picking up the stuff thats falling outa my mouth and my beer is only inches away. i grab for it. it's almost empty. well, it is empty now and off to get a new one i go.how the hell do kids eat these things.
no wonder most teenages have red *** checks with pimples all over. they eat these damn things on a daily basis.
and had alot of them, now I cant drink Jameson wiskey. 
Nov 18, 2005 | 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by goshawk23
you know those things they advertise on tv for kids as a snack. pizza roll ups or something. anyway, my wife bought a huge box of these things and i decided, i would like a snack and they look good. i pop some in the toaster oven. heat them as the instructions direct.
i remove and place on a plate. cool. they look good. cheese is coming out the sides of these things.
first f'ing bite, the cheese squirts out the sides of these things and burns the ever loving **** outa me. granted. i know they are hot. i took a gentle bite. easy going. then i hit the breaking point and this **** just splatters the sides of my face and bam. i am screaming like a school girl. my dog is hovering on the floor picking up the stuff thats falling outa my mouth and my beer is only inches away. i grab for it. it's almost empty. well, it is empty now and off to get a new one i go.
how the hell do kids eat these things. no wonder most teenages have red *** checks with pimples all over. they eat these damn things on a daily basis.
anyway, my wife bought a huge box of these things and i decided, i would like a snack and they look good. i pop some in the toaster oven. heat them as the instructions direct. i remove and place on a plate. cool. they look good. cheese is coming out the sides of these things.
first f'ing bite, the cheese squirts out the sides of these things and burns the ever loving **** outa me.
granted. i know they are hot. i took a gentle bite. easy going. then i hit the breaking point and this **** just splatters the sides of my face and bam. i am screaming like a school girl. my dog is hovering on the floor picking up the stuff thats falling outa my mouth and my beer is only inches away. i grab for it. it's almost empty. well, it is empty now and off to get a new one i go.how the hell do kids eat these things.
no wonder most teenages have red *** checks with pimples all over. they eat these damn things on a daily basis.John...you really need some better way to spend your time.
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Nov 18, 2005 | 08:53 PM
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Didn't you read the warning????
WARNING: Do not eat unless you are no older than 16 years of age. If you are between the ages of 16 and 20, consult a child of at least 8 to prepare properly. If you are over the age of 20, consult Dr. BudLight for at least 8 visits before consuming hot ******* pizza bites jackass!!!
WARNING: Do not eat unless you are no older than 16 years of age. If you are between the ages of 16 and 20, consult a child of at least 8 to prepare properly. If you are over the age of 20, consult Dr. BudLight for at least 8 visits before consuming hot ******* pizza bites jackass!!!