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Oct 18, 2006 | 09:09 PM
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an 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2months.Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Ha lf an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a
mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the
girl,and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge.I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores,a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a &nbs p;$4,000,000 bank account
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You **** her
again."
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Ha lf an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a
mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the
girl,and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge.I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores,a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a &nbs p;$4,000,000 bank account
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You **** her
again."
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