And its good to be back. Its just as hot and humid as it is here. The scenery is a tad bit better though.

This is gonna be a long story but well worth it. You have been warned.

We stayed in Beaches Boscobel which is about 20 miles or so out of Ocho Rios, Jamaica. I went with my parents and brothers so that was a tad of a damper. The drinks were absolutely free! I drank more redstripe and whiskey than you could shake a stick at. It got to where the staff and bartenders knew me by name and what i wanted to drink. I would walk up to the bara and have an ice cold Red Stripe sitting there waiting for me.

My brother tried to hang with me drinking the first night and after drinking off and on all day then taking a shot of JD, having 2 gin and tonics(i was sticking to beer), and a bob marley (pretty damn good) with me, we went into the little dance club they had going there. I was feeling pretty good, dancing and talking to people and having a great time. I get a tap on the shoulder. I turn around and there was a guy that i had met earlier saying, "you know that dude you came in with? Yea, hes on the floor in the corner." I walked over to Ryan who had puke all down the front of him. I had my new pimp shirt on that i just bought. It was a solid white button down, long sleave loose fit and Ryan decided to accessorize it with vomit!

The hotel sits higher than the beach.....about 5 stories higher. I drug Ryan with one hand down 5 stories worth of winding stairs and down to the beach where i proceded to pummel and beat the everloving **** out of him. I kicked him in the water, he would stand up and id kick him again. I was livid but was trying to sober his drunk *** up. I get a tap on the shoulder. The security guard was giving me **** for being rough with him. I politely told him to **** off and started dragging Ryan to the shower. He started washing off the sand and what not. I took my shirt off and threw it at him and made him wash it. ******* disgusting.

The security guard brought back-up and i politely told them both "please, im sobering his drunk *** up.....**** off!" I kicked Ryan's *** all the way up the 5 stories worth of stairs and got him to the room where he proceded to puke his guts out. I babysat him for 2 hours making him drink water and puking it all out.

I finally made him go to sleep on the bathroom floor and i went and passed out in bed. I woke up the next morning and my mom told me that at 3am she looked up to see the door in the hotel room OPEN!. There was a puddle of pee infront of the door and footsteps leading out of it. (methinks he got confused and peed then walked through it) She followed the direction of the footsteps to find Ryan's Drunk *** BUCK *** NAKED in the stairwell! He remembers none of it.

Anyway. The long awaited pics from the trip.

Sunsets are badass!




When i first saw it from afar, i screamed "SAND TITTY!!!" I was drunk....you do the math. Its a sand snowman. Yea, that doesnt make any sense at all.


My parents are using this as an Xmas greeting card. Me and my bros.

 

Dunns River Falls.


crazy tree...

More of the falls.










Horray Scenery!!!




Another notch boys, just another notch. No seriously, she was fine as hell.

 

**** me! those are some BIG PICS!!!! Sorry.

 

WOW..... looks like ya had a good time!!!!

Thats some nice pictures!

 

As soon as i get home from class, ill fix the pics and get them down to a managable size. Thatll be around 4 or so. Peace!

 

looks nice, but any nakeds?

 

Making me kinda homesick....hella big pics but really cool.

 

Welcome Back man, and thats one hell of a notch

 

pm link to the good pics.... nice to see they have young cougars out there

edit:
and I wanna see what's left of the "Beauhawk"

 

right clicked and saved as. A tit huh? That chic just some floozy that agreed to do a pic with ya so you look important on the forums back home. LOL Nice BIG pics man. (btw if your gonna post pics of chics in bikinis please post ones with some light )