joke on the females...
Dec 1, 2006 | 11:45 AM
#21
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From: arkansas
Originally Posted by greyghost4x4
awe now...dont knock it til ya try it!!!! 
All I can say tot he sex trophy thing is find you a good ***** that isnt catholic and is on BC.
Or the ol abstinance always works,
Oh and greyghost hope you dont mind the signature.
Dec 1, 2006 | 11:55 AM
#22
Originally Posted by CHEVY6000VHO
I told my wife, that I will not stand to hear her ever fart around me. There's just no way I could have sex with her after that....weird, yes, but that's just me! 
Jim
Jim
Dec 1, 2006 | 12:28 PM
#23
sex trophy 
Ive heard it was better to switch to the butt after beating that other sumbitch up for a while, but i dont think i have the gumption to stick ol' duece in the poopa. Call me a ***** but i have "some" morals. I would probably feel extremely nasty afterward....but I threaten my woman with it whenever she back talks. shes like
"thats just gross! Why would you do something like that?!!!"
"Dont gimme no **** woman otherwise youll be walking funny for weeks to come"
"
........................"
Back to farting, One time me and the woman were driving down a country road and i let one fly...It was the nastiest sounding fart i had ever heard in my life. I was quite proud but i look over at Mandy and she's turning green. (mind you, it didnt stink) I pull over on the side of the road and she tosses her cookies just from hearing the sound of it. She has a weak stomach. 
Ive heard it was better to switch to the butt after beating that other sumbitch up for a while, but i dont think i have the gumption to stick ol' duece in the poopa. Call me a ***** but i have "some" morals. I would probably feel extremely nasty afterward....but I threaten my woman with it whenever she back talks. shes like
"thats just gross! Why would you do something like that?!!!"
"Dont gimme no **** woman otherwise youll be walking funny for weeks to come"
"
........................" Back to farting, One time me and the woman were driving down a country road and i let one fly...It was the nastiest sounding fart i had ever heard in my life. I was quite proud but i look over at Mandy and she's turning green. (mind you, it didnt stink) I pull over on the side of the road and she tosses her cookies just from hearing the sound of it. She has a weak stomach.
Dec 1, 2006 | 03:51 PM
#25
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From: Baytown
yea yea yea..... guys let me tell ya..... bumpin a 
just AIN'T where it's at! you know... it's just my luck that ALWAYS seems to happen...... Brillo Pads and Turpintine can't clean up the smell..... YUK!
Dec 1, 2006 | 05:01 PM
#26
Originally Posted by MrDestinE
yea yea yea..... guys let me tell ya..... bumpin a just AIN'T where it's at! you know... it's just my luck that ALWAYS seems to happen...... Brillo Pads and Turpintine can't clean up the smell..... YUK!
Dec 1, 2006 | 06:21 PM
#27
Originally Posted by onebadrubi
Im just calling you a **** packer, I know where said Ive tryed it, liked it, havnt tryed it, dont like, disaggree with it.
All I can say tot he sex trophy thing is find you a good ***** that isnt catholic and is on BC.
Or the ol abstinance always works,
Oh and greyghost hope you dont mind the signature.
All I can say tot he sex trophy thing is find you a good ***** that isnt catholic and is on BC.
Or the ol abstinance always works,
Oh and greyghost hope you dont mind the signature.
abstinance.... yea right... when ya find one of those keep em!
and as far as the sig i dont mind... haha not the only sig im quoted in
