Iraq Special Report:
Sep 26, 2006 | 08:41 AM
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Iraq Special Report:
I got this email today and I thought I would share... OH and I don't have a clue who the guy in the picture is, so if by accident it is you, sorry......
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee , West Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are all gay.
6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee , West Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are all gay.
6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Sep 26, 2006 | 08:55 AM
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If you notice you left out Louisiana... that's because down here we have our own exclusive team of Cajun Asassins... they don't need big guns to compensate for lacking in other areas, they were raised wrestling aligators and pigs. They earned their "man" status by jumping a buck from a tree and breaking it's neck with their bare hands.... wait, I didn't say all of that, you didn't hear it from me - just know this, if you hear "Dueling Banjos" you might want to head the other direction 
Sep 26, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Nickvrebel
If you notice you left out Louisiana... that's because down here we have our own exclusive team of Cajun Asassins... they don't need big guns to compensate for lacking in other areas, they were raised wrestling aligators and pigs. They earned their "man" status by jumping a buck from a tree and breaking it's neck with their bare hands.... wait, I didn't say all of that, you didn't hear it from me - just know this, if you hear "Dueling Banjos" you might want to head the other direction
Better disguise your screen name. If some of the other......um.........creole "cooks" you speak of find out, you may just vanish
