go drive off a very tall cliff and everything will be ok

 

I heard that if you hug the cop, that will get you out of a lot of ****

 

action jackson got punked by a police man. do like everyone else said to do. drive normal, follow the traffic laws and there isn't anything they can do to you.

 

If you were a real man, you would have lit em up when you pulled away

 

...and full-o-***. <--- hadn't heard that in coon-ages.

Quick "how to get arrested" suggestion. Dunt do dat, Lucy!

 

To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid. I learned most of my lessons the hard way, they seem to stick better that way.

IE. its usually not a good ides to leave the side of the road after signing a speeding ticked burning the tires, luckily when he stopped me again before I ever got completely back on the road he just chewed my *** and threatened to toss me in jail. I told him my foot slipped off the clutch, he explained if I usually leave a stop at 5000 RPM I was gonna burn my clutch up Then told me he understood I was pissed, but that was just fu(*ing stupid.



Also falling under the same category is pulling way in the ditch so a) they get stuck (but most wont follow you that far down) or b) so you can cover the front of their cruiser with mud when leaving.

 

1st off. 1BadC10. That was a badass disclaimer

Colby, Eats **** sir.

Good luck, dude. I just quit driving like an *** after i almost hit a cop going 90+mph. Just cool it on the road. Street racing is puting others in danger and now i think its a felony in Texas. Save it for the track or a dark secluded parkinglot.

 

You just did that so you could hug the cop

 

haha. I was just happy he didnt throw my *** in jail. I merely patted him on the back. I know its funny to make fun of me but in all seriousness i would do it again. He taught me a lesson by scaring the **** outta me. I dont drive like a ******* idiot on the roads anymore.

 

ok guys heres what all happend.... about 10 friends in one truck 5 in the front five in the back of the truck.... we just hit up the gas station for a last minute beer buy.... 2 thirty packs of keystone.... we head over to a buddys house to drink up, well on the way over there the fools im with decide to steal a road barrel and a baricade that was around a dug out man hole. well the barrel got drug be hind the truck for two blocks( what got the cops called).

made it to the friends house ditched the stolen **** and got in another truck. well, we made it two more blocks then we got swarmed by 4 cop cars. They get everybodys name but mine because i knew two of the cops... my friends tell them we don't know anything about stolen road cones and ****. so then they make us poor out all sixty beers and let us go. we all get back in the truck and head to the dorms to chill out for a minute.

Next thing i know one of my cop buddys pulls up and says " come here" then he tells me to round up my boys and get their asses outside. cop then says" who's white truck is at the house on 7th street" my friend answers" it's mine". Cop then cuffs his *** then stuffs him in the back of his car then tells us all to go back to 7th street. We get back to the house and they start asking questions and everybody starts to confess and the cops jump all over our asses about how it could have killed somebody if they hit that hole and we would all be arrested for manslauter.

So then my friend cop gets in my face and yells at me for lying to him and not telling the truth right off and says he thought we were tighter than that ****.(made me feel like **** then) Then another cop asks me "if i was reving my truck up the other night at the fire departement(yeah im a firefighter to) and i was like yeah... then he says im gunnna bust yo *** wide open the next time i see you boy. I'm gunna hawl your *** to jail and tow that piece of **** you drive"

by now i dunno what to say anymore. Well the rest of the story is they let us all go and that if we ever get busted for anything at all agian it's jail time...

so i guess i've learned my lesson about hanging out with people that get me in trouble even when i tell them not to steal **** that can get people hurt.