Originally Posted by white1

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their "head"
and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while
she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get
a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I
think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Originally Posted by goshawk23

it's nice when we have sponsors joining us in the real underworld of pt.net

Originally Posted by white1

I think Vince and Chuck started viewing the "underworld" when they wre building my tranny and I was **** talking back and forth with Beau so much. Now that Beau rode in the front wheel drive beast and witnessed spinning tires at 80-90 hes scared though

Originally Posted by Vince @ FLT

The facts are that the southern section has The most action!!!! I truely enjoy reading some of the topics that you guys dream up. And find most of them quite funny. Also I like to keep an eye on my product and how it's being abused and misused. Keep up the great work guy's. I really would love to meet up with you guy's some time and get a chance to know you a little better. For now it is what it is. Please don't band me from the under world!!! The southern section ROCKS!!!!!

Originally Posted by Vince @ FLT

The facts are that the southern section has The most action!!!! I truely enjoy reading some of the topics that you guys dream up. And find most of them quite funny. Also I like to keep an eye on my product and how it's being abused and misused. Keep up the great work guy's. I really would love to meet up with you guy's some time and get a chance to know you a little better. For now it is what it is. Please don't band me from the under world!!! The southern section ROCKS!!!!!

Originally Posted by white1

Keep building transmissions that can hold up to the harsh elements of the south (coon asses, heat, drunk coon asses etc) and youre welcome here as far as Im concerned.