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How Did I Piss Off The Karma Monster?!

Old Jan 28, 2007 | 11:59 PM
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OK guys, THINK! What did i do to get **** *** luck like i have? If anybody can figure it out, let me know! I need this to stop!

Recap:
Tapping lifter
broken headbolt (led to buying a new shortblock)
Broken driveshaft
Vibration that wont go away


Hrmmm....So tonight, i had to run to the front of my neighborhood to get my mail and i guess there was a black Toyota Tundra parallel parked directly behind my driveway across the street. Yea, i plowed the side in right behind the drivers side door. MOTHER ****!!! What kind of dumbass picks a spot right behind a driveway to park their ******* black truck!

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Now before you call me a dumbass, there was plenty of room up and down the street to park and i actually looked in my mirror and didnt see the sumbitch! DAMNIT!
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:06 AM
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dude just shoot your self before you hurt somebody else
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:07 AM
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i bet that toyota runs better than your truck
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by dirt_track_racer_81
i bet that toyota runs better than your truck
hahahhhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahha

/laughter
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:09 AM
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sounds like voodoo to me.
are you sure you dont have an X-girlfriend with a doll of beau full of pins.
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by dirt_track_racer_81
i bet that toyota runs better than your truck
Nope...It runs hard and strong but i just cant go over 80mph. A 60 punch pulls hard!
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by PappyDan
sounds like voodoo to me.
are you sure you dont have an X-girlfriend with a doll of beau full of pins.
Nope. Im pretty much friends with all of my serious Ex's ive had in the past.
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FarmerBeau
Nope. Im pretty much friends with all of my serious Ex's ive had in the past.

Thats the problem right there! You gotta get all that bad karma away from you. Just cause all your exes live in Texas doesnt mean you have too!
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Damn Beau,that is bullshit man.I have never seen anyone with your luck.Has it been like this all your life?
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Old Jan 29, 2007 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by thunderwagen
Thats the problem right there! You gotta get all that bad karma away from you. Just cause all your exes live in Texas doesnt mean you have too!
HAHAHA
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