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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 12:38 AM
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I lived in Walton.

They will always win cause they just dont care.
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 12:49 AM
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man i hated that dorm. we had some doush bag dude that sounded just like apu and tried to make fun of people, but just made a fool of himself.
who ever lives in e10-e9 basically lives in dorm wars every day. our bathroom smelled like mold and had two drains in the floor and about every other week **** came out of those two drains. i am not making this up
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 02:58 AM
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Go to academy, buy lots of sent of doe, buckets of stink bait.
go to any local grocery store and buy all of the fresh uncooked popcorn shrimp you can get hold of.
Then just wipe on walls, squeeze the tubes and toss some shrimp around.
Warning you may not be able to finish the job.
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 08:59 AM
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rub habanero peppers on the bathroom doorknobs and toilet seats. I'm thinking about doing it to my roommate...
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 11:21 AM
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rotten eggs on the heater... works every time...
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 04:00 PM
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Go to a feed store and ask for fish meal, which is powdered leftover fish byproduct. Pour this in the vents rather than curtled milk. The milk can easily be wiped up, but fishmeal will stink for a month or so.

Thin layer of vasilene (petroleum Jelly) on floors and door *****. You know as well as i do how ******* soft the water is up here. Trying to get hydrocarbon off of your hands up here without gojo/ fast orange is like ******* a pillow...It just doesnt work.

Pour JB weld in the locks. It works best if you get the 5 minute **** and get it into a syringe with needle (also purchased at feedstore.) Make sure you get a tiny needle so you can really get that **** in there. 22 guage should work well. Now go up there and get that needle way the **** towards the back of the lock and squirt that **** in there till it comes out the front. Wipe up the excess and move to the other locks.

I could tell you more if you want to target a few people. I dont know a whole bunch about putting the hurtin on a mass quantity of people. Let me know when you find a few ******* that you dont like. Theres millions of things you can do to them.
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by FarmerBeau
Go to a feed store and ask for fish meal, which is powdered leftover fish byproduct. Pour this in the vents rather than curtled milk. The milk can easily be wiped up, but fishmeal will stink for a month or so.

Thin layer of vasilene (petroleum Jelly) on floors and door *****. You know as well as i do how ******* soft the water is up here. Trying to get hydrocarbon off of your hands up here without gojo/ fast orange is like ******* a pillow...It just doesnt work.

Pour JB weld in the locks. It works best if you get the 5 minute **** and get it into a syringe with needle (also purchased at feedstore.) Make sure you get a tiny needle so you can really get that **** in there. 22 guage should work well. Now go up there and get that needle way the **** towards the back of the lock and squirt that **** in there till it comes out the front. Wipe up the excess and move to the other locks.

I could tell you more if you want to target a few people. I dont know a whole bunch about putting the hurtin on a mass quantity of people. Let me know when you find a few ******* that you dont like. Theres millions of things you can do to them.
note to self----- dont't **** with beau
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 04:25 PM
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by $thatguy$
note to self----- dont't **** with beau
Guess ill Second that.................
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Old Feb 20, 2007 | 05:19 PM
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Get a crane and wrecking ball and tear it down. They then have no place to live leaving them homeless. You win...
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