Alright, so my dorm is having a war with a rival dorm. What should we do to them? We were thinking to paint their picnic tables pink, spray paint "**** walton" on their side walk and pour curdled milk over their window unit a/c units. Anyone else have any awesome ideas? This is in response to them throwing **** all down one side of the hall. literally diarrhea ****. Pretty much anything goes that probably won't kill them.

Thanks.

 

Buy a bunch of baby chickens and turn them loose in the halls. Johnny Cash did that once in a hotel. Pigs or other livestock can be fun as well.

 

Yea see getting animals is kind of difficult but we could try that. keep it coming.

We might use a bunch of crazy glue to stop up to card swiping machines so no one can get back in.

 

1000 crickets is cheap and does wonders

 

that would be a good idea...where do you buy crickets?

 

ok i lived in walton, not my choice, but alot of people who live in that dorm don't want to be there and don't want any part in it, so don't do the milk thing

 

you can use coins to seal a door way, jam them in between the door and the door jam around the outskirts they'll have to take the hinges off to open them. Id throw in a couple thousand crickets then lock em in so they cant get out. Drop some stink bombs in the main ventilation. Practice on another door and co-ordinate it all so your doing the doors at the same time; at 5am no one will be up.
Drop the crickets block the doors throw in the stink bombs thats one hell of a wake up call

This would be a fire hazard so dont get caught.

 

LOL oh **** i have to do that now. Thanks man

 

fishing store for the crickets

 

A lot of people don't want to be involved with my dorm either but they threw diarrhea **** down our hall and our Custodian had to clean it up at 5am on Saturday. Life isnt fair. but I am just trying to gather some ideas.