A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma Hills.
Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?
"Indian: "Dog no talk.
"Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian) Dog: "Yep."Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"













Indian: "Sheep lie."

 

LOL i have never heard that one before

 

funny stuff!!

 

That's pretty damn funny

 

oldie but a goodie

 

OLD. I talked to your sheep last week.

Youre a sic ****

 

Like it told you anything different than your goat told me

 

I'm going to say I don't get it must be a coonass thing.

















Cliff notes. Not allowed to have sheep any more!

 

Yes right ---- we know how you stay warm in the winter.