9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Oct 22, 2008 | 09:07 AM
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Oct 22, 2008 | 09:35 AM
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
got to find that damn remote!!
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
I agree 100%
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
Start by looking in the last place first, that's what I do
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
never pay $12, always watch on my home theater s i can pause, re-wind....where the heck is that damn remote??
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
I always answer with a no, you may not!
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
lmao.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
build a pyramid?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
international language
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
got to find that damn remote!!
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
I agree 100%
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
Start by looking in the last place first, that's what I do
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
never pay $12, always watch on my home theater s i can pause, re-wind....where the heck is that damn remote??
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
I always answer with a no, you may not!
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
lmao.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
build a pyramid?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
lmao...
Oct 22, 2008 | 11:58 AM
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How about when people come into you place of business and tell you how to do you job.
I work in a computer shop, and people come in and say " I am real good with computers"
If you are so good, why are you bringing your computer to me, and not me bringing my computer to you. And if I tell you what it is going to take to fix it, don't tell me it won't. Don't bring you computer to me and tell me you weren't doing anything when it just started acting up. It is very easy for me to see you were looking at gay **** and playing online poker while downloading illegal music. Don't play me for an idiot.
Don't bring you broke down vehicle to me and tell me you don't drive it hard. HAHA, I can see your wore out brakes that I only replaced 10K miles ago.
I work in a computer shop, and people come in and say " I am real good with computers"
If you are so good, why are you bringing your computer to me, and not me bringing my computer to you. And if I tell you what it is going to take to fix it, don't tell me it won't. Don't bring you computer to me and tell me you weren't doing anything when it just started acting up. It is very easy for me to see you were looking at gay **** and playing online poker while downloading illegal music. Don't play me for an idiot.
Don't bring you broke down vehicle to me and tell me you don't drive it hard. HAHA, I can see your wore out brakes that I only replaced 10K miles ago.
Oct 22, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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How about when people come into you place of business and tell you how to do you job.
I work in a computer shop, and people come in and say " I am real good with computers"
If you are so good, why are you bringing your computer to me, and not me bringing my computer to you. And if I tell you what it is going to take to fix it, don't tell me it won't. Don't bring you computer to me and tell me you weren't doing anything when it just started acting up. It is very easy for me to see you were looking at gay **** and playing online poker while downloading illegal music. Don't play me for an idiot.
Don't bring you broke down vehicle to me and tell me you don't drive it hard. HAHA, I can see your wore out brakes that I only replaced 10K miles ago.
I work in a computer shop, and people come in and say " I am real good with computers"
If you are so good, why are you bringing your computer to me, and not me bringing my computer to you. And if I tell you what it is going to take to fix it, don't tell me it won't. Don't bring you computer to me and tell me you weren't doing anything when it just started acting up. It is very easy for me to see you were looking at gay **** and playing online poker while downloading illegal music. Don't play me for an idiot.
Don't bring you broke down vehicle to me and tell me you don't drive it hard. HAHA, I can see your wore out brakes that I only replaced 10K miles ago.
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Oct 22, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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Oct 22, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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Yeh, probrably just a broken power switch. If you can find a similiar laptop on ebay cheap enough and send it to me I can swap out the parts and make it work. Otherwise, send it back to the manufacturer for repair. Beware though, that tends to be a bit pricey.
Oct 22, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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i think he was just being sarcastic or adding another one of those stupid questions to the list 
