What do you guys say when someone comments you on your truck:

"Hey man that's a bad *** truck"
Me: 'preciate it man, thanks.


"Why would you drop a truck like that?"
Me: Why do you drive a honda?




Just wondering what you guys reply when people ask you questions cause i get it all the time.

 

Just look at him and say.."You know what they say about guys with lifted trucks...big truck..small D$%K...or just tell him you are not a lemming and like a truck that handles well...or just tell him your girl is a midget, can't get in a big truck and make him feel bad ..all while keeping a straight face...
-Usually only old guys say that to me..."why did you go and ruin a perfectly good truck"...I just laugh

 

Yeah but a small dick feels big @ 90mph.....

 

state trooper: truck sounds good man.

me: thanks! follow me up on the freeway and ill give you a good listen (with a shitty grin)

wheatley (riding shotgun): dude wtf lol

 

lol i bet that was great... did he come listen ? rofl

 

Me; Oh, because I have the money and it looks and handles waaayyyyy better!!!

 

nah, he just said that he will listen while i drive away. he was a cool guy. gave me a warning for accessive accel.

 

Around here lifted trucks are plentiful. My favorite line to use is...

Random person: Why would you lower a truck?
Me: Because its a 2wd and its a sport truck. Its meant to be quick and handle well.
Random Person: Lifted trucks can be fast too.
Me: So you pick the lifted truck and we'll race for $1000.
Random Person: Uhhhh.... Whats done to your truck.
Me: "**** eating grin" Oh not much

 

I was just hoping the trooper was cool,thank god he was!!LOL

 

winner!!!!