Cruising home from work, I come up on some slower moving traffic. A two lane road, so I slow down to let traffic coming the other way pass. When the last car is getting close, I turn on my blinker indicating I'm about to pass. As I start to switch lanes, this MFer in a early 90s Caprice jumps out from behind me and nearly jacks me up in the *** end. Luckily I was watching this assclown in my rearview, and from the way he was driving earlier, I figured he would pull some crap like this. I let him pass me and the car in front, then I jump out in the other lane to pass the car. I figured what the hell, so I stay in it and blow the doors off of the caprice as well. His flowmasters were screaming, but he just couldn't fend off my flyby(yes, I know flyby's suck, but in this situation I was not trying to race him, just own him).
I get about an 1/8th of a mile on him, and ease back off of it. He never does and soon enough he's smoking down the highway getting ready to do a flyby of his own. He's well over 100, and as soon as I see him swerve into the other lane, I nail it to shut down his little flyby. He made it all the way to where his rear bumper was even with my front bumper before I stop the pull and drag his *** back behind me again. He just couldn't figure out why he couldn't leave a little chevy truck. He tailgates me a while longer, and when some traffic clears, he darts back out for another pass. I do nothing as as he passes me, I point at him and laugh sarcasticly. Too bad the bottle wasn't full, or I would have really show him what the truck could do.

Cliffnotes.....thug in caprice owned by a newer chevy truck....twice.

 

Is this dirtys first kill since all the work?

 

Yeah, the tranny is still kinda day to day, so I'm not doing any dig races. It's really starting to lean more toward a converter problem from the feel of things. I really hope it is the converter, because I've been needing an excuse to jump up to a 32-3500 stall anyway.

 

I don't think you need more stall

 

A 3500 will probably help out with the 200 shot out of the hole.

 

You don't need that either... Cheater

 

Nice kill. Now update your sig pic

 

I like the cliff notes version! That made me lmao!