Because mine is a ******* magnet for POS cars in the parkinglot.

thats 3x now in 1 year and 4 times of being rear ended

I didn't see a "Big ******* manget" option when I was buying the truck. If I would have known I would have gotten the "big boobie" manget instead

Luckily my insurance company waived my $1000 deductable

Its ok though, a cop gave me a ticket for "ABSing" my way into the middle of an intersection in the rain when the light was yellow (pouring rain). I just kept going after that I then i got the red and blue lights This should make up for my claim

 

Cops

I got pulled over once for accesive acceleration a mile and a half from where I pulled out of. He started asking me a whole bunch of questions about why I did it and why I didn't wait but he was no where around when I pulled out. He just heard the open headers. The bad thing was I didn't even get on it.

I can't help ya with the magnet though ... did you check the bed??

 

its definately up frnot more, i "drew in" anothe POS at lunch today. Somehow she missed a 20 foot, 5000lb object in her mirrors

 

this reminds me of that commercial about the single car in the parking lot and someone has to come park extra close to you.

 

i would have got the "hot chick" magnet! instead. that is really shitty. haven't had anything happen to me like that, but i would be so pissed. i hate it when i get a scratch in my truck, and it always seems to happen the the nice trucks. do you think it would happen to my beater, NO only the truck i care about.

 

strange ksp arent really pissy about stuff like that around here............of course all cars in south east ky are pos......the all smoke and look like those cars in that dupli color commercial. ksp are just happy if sober. since 90% are plastered. kinda like emissions test if they did actually test i think the would be just happy if there is a pipe under there somewheres...dont have to be connected to anything...your still a step ahaed of most

 

i wish mine had a big magnent in the front so i could just let other cars pull me and i wouldnt have to buy gas.........2 bucks a gallon

 

Their was a big hail storm here about a month or so go. I was trapped in it becasue ******* moruns decided to stop on the highway, so after teh baseball hail started falling I jumped the median gave them all the finger and hauled *** for cover. the good thing is I was about 100 yards from the worst part of it and my truck took it like a champ. I have one little dent in my hood and 2 on top of the truck. no biggie but pissed me off.

 

Another story to make you feel better. I bought a brand new 97 black Z71 regular cab. @ days after I got it this stupid lady is driving her van with No lug nutz going down the road at around 45. We so was I in the exact oposite direction. Can you say smash. it caved my hood into my engine and left a lovely tire print on my hood, dash, steering wheel, hand, and rippied off the top of my truck. $10k in damage and the bitch drove home on her axle. they found her by followig the 2 ich deep marks that were ripped out of the asphalt. she didnt get a damn thing and I was porring blood all over from my winshield shattering. Stupid bitch

 

i would be her if that happened to me and my truck