War Stories (joke!)
06-19-2004, 02:49 PM
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War Stories (joke!)
A teacher instructs her 5th grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.
The next day the kids come in and share their stories. "My daddy told me about my Uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territority with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot 15, stabbed 3, and killed the last 2 with his bare hands."
"What is the moral of that horrible story?" yelps the mortified teacher.
"Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking."
The next day the kids come in and share their stories. "My daddy told me about my Uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy territority with nothing but a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He drank the whiskey during the drop, then landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot 15, stabbed 3, and killed the last 2 with his bare hands."
"What is the moral of that horrible story?" yelps the mortified teacher.
"Stay away from Uncle Dave when he's drinking."
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