I was washing my truck last night at the car wash. This Sunset orange metallic Firehawk pulls in. I was thinking damn, I really should of kept my WS6.
Well I drive over to the vacum cleaner and start drying the truck off. 10 mins later the Hawk pulls up. Really quiet car, so I go over and start shooting the **** with him. He is telling me its a twin turbo pushing 800rwhp. I was like sweet, you care if I look at you setup? He was well, It doesnt look like an LT1 motor, I am thinking to myself, this is a 98+ car( why swap to an LT1), he said it was a 2002. Well he precedes to tell me that he made it look like a 3800 seriesII motor(no FI at all, Big alternator- I guess that was his turbos both comined into one). I was like why the hell would you do that, he said to have a sleeper car. Well the short of it, It was a 3.8 w/ a firehawk Hood and etc. Sweet looking car. Ricer with style, but what a freaking moron. He still tried to say it was an LT1, I was kept saying your an idiot, if it was a 98+ it would be an LS1, he couldnt even lie worth a damn. I dont get it why people try to be like that. He offers to race, I told him I dont have my WS6 anymore but I would surely race his 800hp Hawk with my truck. He said he would kill me, I told him I have a 100 friends saying other wise. He asked what I had in my truck, So to give him a taste of his own medicine I said, awe just a 4 banger, he was like 200 bones, I said sure. Well we ran and I killed him. I think he was waiting for a 4th horn. Sweet v6, but dont say its an LS1, I mean LT1 with 800rwhp. Anyways, this guy is from Reno, I will try to get pics when I see it again.

 

that guy was a major moron. he must have read an old magazine that touted the LT1 and it stuck in his head.

 

hmm did someone get paid 200, or did mr. rice run off?

 

I will have to find him again it was an easy kill. I mean if you gonna lie about your car, make sure the guy you lying to doesnt have a clue. I dont most of the time, but I can tell the difference between a v6 and v8, and LS1-LT1. I am sure I will see it again, Reno isnt that big. I cant wait to see his clubs cars. I am sure somebody there will have a LTS6, V16 with 2000hp

 

*** whoopon comin up. I hate when people act like that, is it a compulsive liar thing or what. I hope you got your $$.

 

He paid, he was a cool guy, just very f ing stupid. We finished, and he was like what Kind of turbo's u got in that truck. I laughed, popped the hood and said stock 5.3's. He looked for a sec, paused and said Thats awesome. I shook my head, then I said take it easy on the others you run into. He was just in his own little world. I heard this area is big on meth labs.... I guess I saw first hand results of it.

 

HAHA .. what a moron.

That beats the time I was talking to this guy about getting a turbo and and NAWWSSS on his Civic. I asked him how much boost from the turbos. He was saying anywhere from 700-900 and a 1-- shot of NAAWWWSSSS. I just grinned and said sweet ... I wanna race you when you get done. Needless to say 'his mom veto'd the whole idea'.

Isn't there a ricers suck smilie??

 

The way I see it. Ricers are some of the best entertainment around. Well, except for the dumbass crap like fly-bys and trying to be like old Vin in F&F. Other then that I find them very amusing majority of the time. Just sit back and wonder what brilliant advice or mod will exit thier mouth before the brain kicks in.

 

I hate it when people talk about $h!t they know nothing about. Now im not saying i know every thing about cars/engines/etc... but i know enough not to talk about something i know nothing about!!!!

I hated when i was in High School and guys would try and show off in front of the girls talking about cars like they knew what they were talking about........that just made class more fun for me!!! I would always correct them and make them look like complete idiots!!

This one time this guy said.... yeah NOZ works better than NitrosOxide B/C it gives you more HP. I was like you idiot its the same gas!!!!!! he was like gas....what do you meen gas??......so i broke it down for him and made him look like.....well a dumb a$$. it was his fault he opened his mouth!!!!!

 

That's messed up.

It'd be funny if the guy was all wacked out on meth, and actually DID have a twin turbo WS6 at home. (You know, he took the wrong car out to the car-wash...)