well... after last night, lets hope that the next party i have doesnt get busted.

i totally forgot it was sunday, because us military kids dont have to work today (monday)

sooooo, its my roommates birthday and all, so i'm like tonight we are havin a party. i make my usual calls. we have about 75 peeps here.

so the cops finally shpw up. its the same officer as usual.. Officer Thompson. he's pretty cool, he sits me down and explains how he can **** me over if he wanted to, but he'll give me a chance to get everyone out. so i concur and start movin people. well theres maybe 10 people left we're all just chillin.

well this really drunk mother ****** named Taylor is being really gay. and tell people to punch his ***. so we're like shut the **** up and go sit down your drunk pee-wee herman.

so he keeps beggin for the **** and i'm like, "dude, trust me... you dont want me to punch you" he says i can get a running start. i'm thinkin, oh man that would sick to just lay him out. the kid is maybe 6'2" and 230 lbs.

so anyway, i say **** it. so i get my start and WHAM! i ****** laid into him so hard that people heard a snapping sound. well taylor stands up and his eyes started rollin back into his head and hes lookin at everyone all goofy an ****. he turns around to look at my roommate and he's bleeding out his ear.

im like, oh ****. he then runs outside (well more like wobble). spits his chew out and falls flat on is face.

it took 3 of us to pick his *** up. we got him on the couch and got him to start talkin again. and 2 of my friends who are medics are lookin at him and makin sure hes all ok. we got some Ore-Ida frozen french fries and had him put it upto his face for an ice pack type thing.

so anyway, here is pee-wee hermans picture.

and the truck was fine through out the whole thing. the cop gave me props on it.

 

Bryce is one dude you don't f- with

 

Did anyone pull a Chris Tucker? "You got knocked the f#$& out!". Hey Bryce, when you gonna come up here and run with Ryan and I?

 

I'm about 230, lets trade punches

 

Man... some people just shouldn't drink...

 

I wouldnt let the 6 yr old girl down the street take a free shot. Maybe the retard learned his lesson.

 

I hate it when people say that crap makes me wanna knock there *** out. Chris tucker is annoying as hell.

 

tis funny, for sure. What wouldnt be funny is an un abeited shot to the head like that killing someone. Then you get jail time for Manslaughter cause some drunk dude was asking people to hit him, you abliged, and he died.


Had a friend in high school go down from the time he was 16 and was released from YA just 2 years ago. A guy kicked him when he rode by on his bike, he jumped off, hit the guy and the guy went back and landed on his head when he was knocked out. Dead, right there. And that was after beign kicked.

Dont waste your time. Slap em, pee on em, throw em in the bushes.......but a flat out unblocked blow is dangerous. He could, even though he asked for it, sue you tomorrow as he was inebriated at the time and not in his right mind. I know its cheesey and I think its pretty damn funny too, just pointing out it could have went pretty wrong for you and the laugh could have been jail time and a lawsuit that could of left you driving an old Ford Escort.

 

im tryin bro. when do you guys wanna go? the problem is i work friday nights until about midnight now.


and snuf, thats why i really didnt want to do it. then after i did, i thought, oh damn... that was a really bad idea. so anyway, im sure that dumbass will be at the next party, but his *** is definetly leavin right away if he starts that **** again.