Finally!!! A real good story!
#1
When I was working in the town of Lincoln Illinois this December (which is about 20 miles North of were I live). I saw this red Ranger, Euro lights, roll pan, phat v6 exhaust, and some other Autozone appearance junk. But then i noticed something that it said on the tailgate. There was a large Chevy Bowtie (which was broken in half) That said Heart Breaker of America
. Well I thought maybe I will find him someday but (I thought he lived in Lincoln). So about a month ago I saw the same truck driving around the East part of Springfield
. So I came to the conclusion he lives very near me. So when I was leaving work tonight I thought (roads are wet and its just starting to snow Ill take the highway. I pull up to stoplight and get ready to get on the interstate and theres the same Ranger with that Bowtie saying on the back. I thought "No this is just to good" "Im taking the long way home tonight". So Im behind this guy and he accelerates past the guy in the left lane (With me on his ***, allowing me to get over in the left lane in the next red light
. So Im waiting so the light to turn green and I look over at him. (He didnt want to play but I thought Ill show him what a Chevy can do) (Although its wet not that fun). Turn green spun through 1st, let off 2nd full throttle spun it through 2nd to around 70 this guys face was like
. Moral, before you put dumb **** on the back of your truck you need to at least having with some ***** to at least keep up.
. Well I thought maybe I will find him someday but (I thought he lived in Lincoln). So about a month ago I saw the same truck driving around the East part of Springfield
. So I came to the conclusion he lives very near me. So when I was leaving work tonight I thought (roads are wet and its just starting to snow Ill take the highway. I pull up to stoplight and get ready to get on the interstate and theres the same Ranger with that Bowtie saying on the back. I thought "No this is just to good" "Im taking the long way home tonight". So Im behind this guy and he accelerates past the guy in the left lane (With me on his ***, allowing me to get over in the left lane in the next red light
. So Im waiting so the light to turn green and I look over at him. (He didnt want to play but I thought Ill show him what a Chevy can do) (Although its wet not that fun). Turn green spun through 1st, let off 2nd full throttle spun it through 2nd to around 70 this guys face was like
. Moral, before you put dumb **** on the back of your truck you need to at least having with some ***** to at least keep up.
#2
That is some funny stuff. I dont understand why in the heck in the first place you would put a can of an exhaust on a truck, To me I just dont get. I dont really see little trucks as Euro's. I remember when the whole fast and the furious crap came out. I saw a 5.0 with two coffee can exhuast. I just dont get it. But oh well.
#4
It's hard to believe people put dumbass stuff like that sticker on their rides...that's worse than those little-boy-pissing-on-whatever ones. Even if the guy had something that was really quick it would be dumb...like someone couldn't hand you your ***,ever.
#5
those little-boy-pissing-on-whatever ones
He also had one of those on the lower left cornor of the tailgate as well. It said the kid was peeing on (and it said Lincoln) Apparently he doesnt like to drive to work.
He also had one of those on the lower left cornor of the tailgate as well. It said the kid was peeing on (and it said Lincoln) Apparently he doesnt like to drive to work.
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#8
Originally Posted by 5.3 racer16
haha just like the time i saw a Z71 with 2 fart pipes trying to be like dual exhaust
where i work, a kid drove a NBS camaro with a fart pipe. i so wanted to take a picture of it and post it


