Is Elaine from signfeld hot?
Mar 25, 2004 | 03:47 PM
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Bwhahaha. Well that other MILF is when I was a dumbass, I was young and silly then and well was unsure what to think of that situation. 
Now I know better and since I don't work there anymore (nor does she)...it's on now!
Now I know better and since I don't work there anymore (nor does she)...it's on now!
Mar 25, 2004 | 03:47 PM
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From: Piney Woods of East Texas
Originally Posted by Hit Man X
Years ago I used to wait tables, I worked at a bar local to me...I was maybe 17 or 18 at the time. I was up there often at closing time and there were always drunk Mom's up there with their businessmen husbands out of town.
Once night this MILF was up there who I brought some food to and she seemed overly friendly. I just went with it and talked to her. Turns out she lived in this expenisve neighboor hood called Interlochen (I think that's how it's spelled) and drove a bigass 740iL BMW! She was the typical MILF... pretty face, nice hoot's, could tell she had a few kids but didn't look bad, etc. Her old man was out of town for a week so she was out, he had two kids that were like 15 and 17 I think in high school. It shocked me that she was out and about but it was also highly comical to me to see that first hand like that. I didn't feel right at the time and just let it be, but who knows what could have happened if I had persued it...
Once night this MILF was up there who I brought some food to and she seemed overly friendly. I just went with it and talked to her. Turns out she lived in this expenisve neighboor hood called Interlochen (I think that's how it's spelled) and drove a bigass 740iL BMW! She was the typical MILF... pretty face, nice hoot's, could tell she had a few kids but didn't look bad, etc. Her old man was out of town for a week so she was out, he had two kids that were like 15 and 17 I think in high school. It shocked me that she was out and about but it was also highly comical to me to see that first hand like that. I didn't feel right at the time and just let it be, but who knows what could have happened if I had persued it...
Mar 25, 2004 | 04:05 PM
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Well here's a redemption for me...
A friend of one of my buds' went to the Navy in '01 or '02, I don't recall specifically. Anyway, he had a sister about our age...
Last summer I bumped into her again and got to talking to her some. I didn't think too much of it but, as I knew her brother. Anyway about a week later she called me up (got my number from someone else) and basically called me out. I was a bit shocked, then confused (as there's ALWAYS an ulterior motive), and then I just f-it then went with it. I picked her *** up on a Friday and we got a bit tipsy at my house and one thing let to another...you can piece the rest together.
Still to this day he doesn't know!
A friend of one of my buds' went to the Navy in '01 or '02, I don't recall specifically. Anyway, he had a sister about our age...
Last summer I bumped into her again and got to talking to her some. I didn't think too much of it but, as I knew her brother. Anyway about a week later she called me up (got my number from someone else) and basically called me out. I was a bit shocked, then confused (as there's ALWAYS an ulterior motive), and then I just f-it then went with it. I picked her *** up on a Friday and we got a bit tipsy at my house and one thing let to another...you can piece the rest together. Still to this day he doesn't know!
Mar 26, 2004 | 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Hit Man X
Older women like younger dudes. When I used to sell new homes (up until 2 months ago) there was a gal there named Tracy Shakespeare who was a Fredericks of Hollywood model back in the day! She seemed like the type that was in **** too, I'm not sure but I'd lay some money that she was.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
Mar 26, 2004 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Hit Man X
Older women like younger dudes. When I used to sell new homes (up until 2 months ago) there was a gal there named Tracy Shakespeare who was a Fredericks of Hollywood model back in the day! She seemed like the type that was in **** too, I'm not sure but I'd lay some money that she was.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
Mar 26, 2004 | 12:08 PM
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From: Yorkville IL - Chicago
Funny - on the show - sometimes she looks great - but sometimes - looks a little rough - short and the round face, shows the weight easy.
Really cute sometimes.
Like any of us would ever have the chance......but if I did....
Really cute sometimes.
Like any of us would ever have the chance......but if I did....
