Is Elaine from signfeld hot?
I'll give 'em all some of Russell the love Muscle!
Mar 25, 2004 | 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by onyx
as well as Fran Drescher, Sandra Bullock... not stifler's mom.. but my friend Ryan... now his Mom is HOT!... i swear she used to hit on me...
Years ago I used to wait tables, I worked at a bar local to me...I was maybe 17 or 18 at the time. I was up there often at closing time and there were always drunk Mom's up there with their businessmen husbands out of town.
Once night this MILF was up there who I brought some food to and she seemed overly friendly. I just went with it and talked to her. Turns out she lived in this expenisve neighboor hood called Interlochen (I think that's how it's spelled) and drove a bigass 740iL BMW! She was the typical MILF... pretty face, nice hoot's, could tell she had a few kids but didn't look bad, etc. Her old man was out of town for a week so she was out, he had two kids that were like 15 and 17 I think in high school. It shocked me that she was out and about but it was also highly comical to me to see that first hand like that. I didn't feel right at the time and just let it be, but who knows what could have happened if I had persued it...
Mar 25, 2004 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Hit Man X
Years ago I used to wait tables, I worked at a bar local to me...I was maybe 17 or 18 at the time. I was up there often at closing time and there were always drunk Mom's up there with their businessmen husbands out of town.
Once night this MILF was up there who I brought some food to and she seemed overly friendly. I just went with it and talked to her. Turns out she lived in this expenisve neighboor hood called Interlochen (I think that's how it's spelled) and drove a bigass 740iL BMW! She was the typical MILF... pretty face, nice hoot's, could tell she had a few kids but didn't look bad, etc. Her old man was out of town for a week so she was out, he had two kids that were like 15 and 17 I think in high school. It shocked me that she was out and about but it was also highly comical to me to see that first hand like that. I didn't feel right at the time and just let it be, but who knows what could have happened if I had persued it...
Once night this MILF was up there who I brought some food to and she seemed overly friendly. I just went with it and talked to her. Turns out she lived in this expenisve neighboor hood called Interlochen (I think that's how it's spelled) and drove a bigass 740iL BMW! She was the typical MILF... pretty face, nice hoot's, could tell she had a few kids but didn't look bad, etc. Her old man was out of town for a week so she was out, he had two kids that were like 15 and 17 I think in high school. It shocked me that she was out and about but it was also highly comical to me to see that first hand like that. I didn't feel right at the time and just let it be, but who knows what could have happened if I had persued it...
Mar 25, 2004 | 02:44 PM
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dude.. you shoulda done it!!! wooo!.. i would've.
i hooked up with a 35 yr. old in Birmingham, England... oh man was it fun.. british women love american guys... damn it was so easy...
i need to get stationed overseas again.
i hooked up with a 35 yr. old in Birmingham, England... oh man was it fun.. british women love american guys... damn it was so easy...
i need to get stationed overseas again.
Mar 25, 2004 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Hit Man X
Years ago I used to wait tables, I worked at a bar local to me...I was maybe 17 or 18 at the time. I was up there often at closing time and there were always drunk Mom's up there with their businessmen husbands out of town.
Once night this MILF was up there who I brought some food to and she seemed overly friendly. I just went with it and talked to her. Turns out she lived in this expenisve neighboor hood called Interlochen (I think that's how it's spelled) and drove a bigass 740iL BMW! She was the typical MILF... pretty face, nice hoot's, could tell she had a few kids but didn't look bad, etc. Her old man was out of town for a week so she was out, he had two kids that were like 15 and 17 I think in high school. It shocked me that she was out and about but it was also highly comical to me to see that first hand like that. I didn't feel right at the time and just let it be, but who knows what could have happened if I had persued it...
Once night this MILF was up there who I brought some food to and she seemed overly friendly. I just went with it and talked to her. Turns out she lived in this expenisve neighboor hood called Interlochen (I think that's how it's spelled) and drove a bigass 740iL BMW! She was the typical MILF... pretty face, nice hoot's, could tell she had a few kids but didn't look bad, etc. Her old man was out of town for a week so she was out, he had two kids that were like 15 and 17 I think in high school. It shocked me that she was out and about but it was also highly comical to me to see that first hand like that. I didn't feel right at the time and just let it be, but who knows what could have happened if I had persued it...
Mar 25, 2004 | 03:29 PM
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Older women like younger dudes. When I used to sell new homes (up until 2 months ago) there was a gal there named Tracy Shakespeare who was a Fredericks of Hollywood model back in the day! She seemed like the type that was in **** too, I'm not sure but I'd lay some money that she was.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
Mar 25, 2004 | 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Hit Man X
Older women like younger dudes. When I used to sell new homes (up until 2 months ago) there was a gal there named Tracy Shakespeare who was a Fredericks of Hollywood model back in the day! She seemed like the type that was in **** too, I'm not sure but I'd lay some money that she was.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
Anyway, she used to take me to lunch often and get me to come over to her house to fix stuff there/move stuff. LOL. Well I don't **** where I eat, but now that I am jobless (again!) I think it's my civic duty to the male population to call her up and put it to her. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice hoot's also.
thoughts. hahah
