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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 05:49 PM
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Strange thing happened last night. I was driving home down the freeway when a PT Cruiser haulin *** whips by me. He just happens to get off at my exit and we just happen to get stopped at the first stoplight together. By the way he's driving, I'm already figuring he's going to go for it. So I'm of course happy to oblige. Sure enough it turns green and guns it so hard that he got almost a half a car ahead of me even though I was expecting it. So I nail it and spank his *** appropriately. Stock 4 cyl PT probably so it was ugly and he lets off about 45. Well, he catches up to me and he has his windows down and starts yelling at me at the top of his lungs while we're cruising. "Well if I knew you wanted to race, I'd go home and get my bitch! This is a 4 cylinder assmunch!!" I'm not totally sure what he meant but he was pretty hostile and it didn't make sense because he was the one that started racing first. I just thought it was weird and wondered if anyone had a similar experience. I've done a lot of street racing but I've never seen anyone get even remotely angry about getting spanked.
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 05:58 PM
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Nahh. He will get the **** over it.

Off topic, but I noticed you have a Lunati 221/221. Is this the MTI B1 on a 114 lsa. If so, what is y our immpressions of this cam.

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Strange thing happened last night. I was driving home down the freeway when a PT Cruiser haulin *** whips by me. He just happens to get off at my exit and we just happen to get stopped at the first stoplight together. By the way he's driving, I'm already figuring he's going to go for it. So I'm of course happy to oblige. Sure enough it turns green and guns it so hard that he got almost a half a car ahead of me even though I was expecting it. So I nail it and spank his *** appropriately. Stock 4 cyl PT probably so it was ugly and he lets off about 45. Well, he catches up to me and he has his windows down and starts yelling at me at the top of his lungs while we're cruising. "Well if I knew you wanted to race, I'd go home and get my bitch! This is a 4 cylinder assmunch!!" I'm not totally sure what he meant but he was pretty hostile and it didn't make sense because he was the one that started racing first. I just thought it was weird and wondered if anyone had a similar experience. I've done a lot of street racing but I've never seen anyone get even remotely angry about getting spanked.
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 06:38 PM
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What a ***... "i'll go home and get my bitch"... so his wife is going to race you?

lol, i wonder what he drives.. shoulda followed him home
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 07:34 PM
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what a jackass.
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 07:40 PM
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Sounds like a typical loser line, "IF I had my other car...."
Race what you brought, next time bring more.
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 08:46 PM
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My guess is he was driving his bad boy and what he had at home was probably slower.
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 09:22 PM
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Hey that was me in my PT dont make fun of me because I beat you off the line!! j/k

Sounds like a guy who thought "my car is faster than that big ol' truck" Then he was pissed because you "cheated" and smoked him!
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 09:29 PM
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He was probably pissed about something else and letting off some steam. I've had guys get mad at me before.
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TieRod
He was probably pissed about something else and letting off some steam. I've had guys get mad at me before.
He was mad cause you whooped his *** in a big fuking truck!!!
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Old Jun 22, 2005 | 09:35 PM
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I'd been laughing and pointing at the pos he was driving then.
"How'd you shrink the milk truck?"
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