Holty the MF'ing Legend
03-28-2007, 07:24 AM
#14
Josh, I don't know you on a personal level but this struck me as funny:
Al: "That is like the one show I can't miss." (talking about "The Sopranos")
Holty: "Now see, I feel the same way about "Blossom."
Now off topic, you see the chick that played Blossom lately,...How about her friend in the show? They turned out alright
Al: "That is like the one show I can't miss." (talking about "The Sopranos")
Holty: "Now see, I feel the same way about "Blossom."
Now off topic, you see the chick that played Blossom lately,...How about her friend in the show? They turned out alright
12-06-2007, 07:45 PM
#19
WE HAVE UPDATES...jeeesh I am getting junk email with "Josh quotes". Guys...I am in tears. This **** is absolutely insanely f-ing funny to me. Gawd I love this guy.
"Well, you are currently on version 14, and the current Clubcom library is on version 21. So that means you're...(pause, while counting on fingers)... I, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 discs behind."
Josh on the weather forecast for this weekend:
"I'd like to punch Mother Nature in the tit."
from out of the blue:
"I gotta call my Grandmother... her dog's in the hospital. I hope he makes it home for Christmas. He's like the only person she lives with."
"If you don't have common sense, you shouldn't be allowed to leave your house."
Mavis beeps Mike's phone- "Mike, Jarrod on park 1"
Josh- "Jarrod from Subway?"
while ripping up pictures of survivor:
"You people and you're gay-*** ******* Survivor show"
THE MORTGAGE REP:
Josh talking to a mortgage rep. about a problem he is having:
"I wish people were more professional like me and you, not like people that dick around. I hate to be dicked around."
"Listen, if I have to go down there and strangle somebody, I will!"
(Josh, about his mortgage broker)
"Well, you are currently on version 14, and the current Clubcom library is on version 21. So that means you're...(pause, while counting on fingers)... I, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 discs behind."
Josh on the weather forecast for this weekend:
"I'd like to punch Mother Nature in the tit."
from out of the blue:
"I gotta call my Grandmother... her dog's in the hospital. I hope he makes it home for Christmas. He's like the only person she lives with."
"If you don't have common sense, you shouldn't be allowed to leave your house."
Mavis beeps Mike's phone- "Mike, Jarrod on park 1"
Josh- "Jarrod from Subway?"
while ripping up pictures of survivor:
"You people and you're gay-*** ******* Survivor show"
THE MORTGAGE REP:
Josh talking to a mortgage rep. about a problem he is having:
"I wish people were more professional like me and you, not like people that dick around. I hate to be dicked around."
"Listen, if I have to go down there and strangle somebody, I will!"
(Josh, about his mortgage broker)
12-06-2007, 07:45 PM
#20
WHILE Josh is talking about professionalism in ONE room of ClubCom HQ, some sales guy had come in earlier to talk to Josh. Josh clearly did not want to talk to him, but then started to anyways so the guy was having a convo with him about shipping options. Josh gets that call from the mortgage rep, and goes "Excuse me for a sec" to the sales rep dude, and JOSH NEVER RETURNS!!!!!!!!!! The guy finally (like 15 mins later) was like "I'm leaving." Al responded to this all with "Josh has the couth of a rube." LOL! 
Kelly (to Al and Josh): Hey guys, which haircolor do you like better for me?
Josh: The more golden one. But can you do a dance for us just so I can make sure???
Josh (on the phone with Verizon): "Yeah, you said I'd get this for free. I got a bill. It wasn't free."
"I have to talk to Jessica about it. I don't mind having it at my house, but I don't think the strippers will go over well."
-Josh, on the phone, planning a party
....later in the same convo....
"Did they pay off their trailer yet? Or do they have to remortgage it??"
Upon entering the Indian Buffet....
Brandon: "Last time I was here they had goat meat on the buffet"
Josh: "Dude, I could **** up some goat today."
"Hey Kelly, I'm gonna be on that 25 Sexiest Men show tonight on television. I was voted first. Will you watch?"
Not a Josh Quote, but a Quote to Josh
"I don't understand your hillbilly logic!!!!"
-a frustrated Blake, to Josh
“Hey lady, can we get a COUPLE baskets of that FREE bread?” (to a waitress)
“Well, I was going to get another Iced Tea…but I guess we can go” (said sadly when the group got up to leave after everyone had been finished and paid their bills and sat for 10 minutes)
Kelly (to Al and Josh): Hey guys, which haircolor do you like better for me?
Josh: The more golden one. But can you do a dance for us just so I can make sure???
Josh (on the phone with Verizon): "Yeah, you said I'd get this for free. I got a bill. It wasn't free."
"I have to talk to Jessica about it. I don't mind having it at my house, but I don't think the strippers will go over well."
-Josh, on the phone, planning a party
....later in the same convo....
"Did they pay off their trailer yet? Or do they have to remortgage it??"
Upon entering the Indian Buffet....
Brandon: "Last time I was here they had goat meat on the buffet"
Josh: "Dude, I could **** up some goat today."
"Hey Kelly, I'm gonna be on that 25 Sexiest Men show tonight on television. I was voted first. Will you watch?"
Not a Josh Quote, but a Quote to Josh
"I don't understand your hillbilly logic!!!!"
-a frustrated Blake, to Josh
“Hey lady, can we get a COUPLE baskets of that FREE bread?” (to a waitress)
“Well, I was going to get another Iced Tea…but I guess we can go” (said sadly when the group got up to leave after everyone had been finished and paid their bills and sat for 10 minutes)