Holty the MF'ing Legend
12-06-2007, 07:45 PM
#21
And a classic from a trip to Rockafeller’s…
Josh: “That guy’s sandwich looks great, what kind of bread is that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: “That’s rye bread”.
Josh: “Damn, I hate rye bread, but that looks good.”
Waitress: “Can I take your order?”
Josh: “I want a sandwich like that guy has.”
Waitress: “On rye?”
Josh: “No, on that bread he is eating.”
Waitress: “Sir, that’s rye”
Josh: “No, I hate rye, I want that bread”
Waitress: (looks at us for help)
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (shrugs)
Waitress: “How about toasted white?”
Josh: “Yeah”
(waitress leaves)
Josh: “What’s her problem? How hard was that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (look at each other confused)
Josh: “That guy’s sandwich looks great, what kind of bread is that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: “That’s rye bread”.
Josh: “Damn, I hate rye bread, but that looks good.”
Waitress: “Can I take your order?”
Josh: “I want a sandwich like that guy has.”
Waitress: “On rye?”
Josh: “No, on that bread he is eating.”
Waitress: “Sir, that’s rye”
Josh: “No, I hate rye, I want that bread”
Waitress: (looks at us for help)
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (shrugs)
Waitress: “How about toasted white?”
Josh: “Yeah”
(waitress leaves)
Josh: “What’s her problem? How hard was that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (look at each other confused)
12-06-2007, 07:48 PM
#22
And a classic from a trip to Rockafeller’s…
Josh: “That guy’s sandwich looks great, what kind of bread is that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: “That’s rye bread”.
Josh: “Damn, I hate rye bread, but that looks good.”
Waitress: “Can I take your order?”
Josh: “I want a sandwich like that guy has.”
Waitress: “On rye?”
Josh: “No, on that bread he is eating.”
Waitress: “Sir, that’s rye”
Josh: “No, I hate rye, I want that bread”
Waitress: (looks at us for help)
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (shrugs)
Waitress: “How about toasted white?”
Josh: “Yeah”
(waitress leaves)
Josh: “What’s her problem? How hard was that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (look at each other confused)
Josh: “That guy’s sandwich looks great, what kind of bread is that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: “That’s rye bread”.
Josh: “Damn, I hate rye bread, but that looks good.”
Waitress: “Can I take your order?”
Josh: “I want a sandwich like that guy has.”
Waitress: “On rye?”
Josh: “No, on that bread he is eating.”
Waitress: “Sir, that’s rye”
Josh: “No, I hate rye, I want that bread”
Waitress: (looks at us for help)
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (shrugs)
Waitress: “How about toasted white?”
Josh: “Yeah”
(waitress leaves)
Josh: “What’s her problem? How hard was that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (look at each other confused)
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12-07-2007, 09:13 AM
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And a classic from a trip to Rockafeller’s…
Josh: “That guy’s sandwich looks great, what kind of bread is that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: “That’s rye bread”.
Josh: “Damn, I hate rye bread, but that looks good.”
Waitress: “Can I take your order?”
Josh: “I want a sandwich like that guy has.”
Waitress: “On rye?”
Josh: “No, on that bread he is eating.”
Waitress: “Sir, that’s rye”
Josh: “No, I hate rye, I want that bread”
Waitress: (looks at us for help)
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (shrugs)
Waitress: “How about toasted white?”
Josh: “Yeah”
(waitress leaves)
Josh: “What’s her problem? How hard was that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (look at each other confused)
Josh: “That guy’s sandwich looks great, what kind of bread is that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: “That’s rye bread”.
Josh: “Damn, I hate rye bread, but that looks good.”
Waitress: “Can I take your order?”
Josh: “I want a sandwich like that guy has.”
Waitress: “On rye?”
Josh: “No, on that bread he is eating.”
Waitress: “Sir, that’s rye”
Josh: “No, I hate rye, I want that bread”
Waitress: (looks at us for help)
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (shrugs)
Waitress: “How about toasted white?”
Josh: “Yeah”
(waitress leaves)
Josh: “What’s her problem? How hard was that?”
Mike/Hillary/Blake: (look at each other confused)
As Dewey says, "The branch don't fall far from the tree."......
(Not a real Dewey quote, I just made it up)
12-07-2007, 11:45 AM
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My friend Al Jones was right, i sometimes get in moods that make me want to stir the pot. I do lack the "couth" on occasion, my wife is always embarrased of me lol
12-07-2007, 10:21 PM
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lol....This stuff is reminding me of a guy that I work with. He told me today that, "He knows his way around the city like the back of his head"..but I think he meant hand. 