Probobly do a burnout. Then go to work

 

Very nice I would hit

 

Babysitter is off that day for doctor apt so im taking off work, doing some last min Xmas shopping in the am and heading to the shop Xmas party in the afternoon

 

[QUOTE=06sierra5.3;5040749]wearing a grim reaper outfit and sneaking up behind nervous people, grabbing them by the shoulders and whispering in their ear "it's time".

don't go to any old people lol, it probably will be their last day. But shear awesomeness

 

probably wake up and have my daily morning ****, then ********** till Im raw....one of those isnt true

 

I have to give training, so that means a 17hr day. Hopefully I don't die at work. Kinda screws up the weekend.

Why can't the end of the world be on a Monday?

 

Going to work.


I work overnights, and all my co-workers are freaking out lmao...

We all just got paid so their happy they didnt get screwed out of 2 weeks worth of money if they die.

 

I jested heavily to both of these.

 

Going to work and hopefully getting off early so I can be one of those creeps that goes to the strip club during the day and get schmammered!!

 

Hopefully just one of those at a time, unless you're sitting on the toilet.

One time, I was constipated but I had to **** really bad. It wouldn't come out but I knew I had to **** or I was going to be miserable. So I ****** waited it out. I had my phone and inevitably I ended up looking at ****. I ended up jerking it after sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes and when I blew my load it pushed like 4 days worth of **** out. I was ****** pumped, untill I stood up and my legs buckled cause they fell asleep. Cleaned up, opened the door and there were my two dogs, waiting for me. One of my more shamefull moments.