Funny stuff here guys!! I get that one all the time... "wow, clean engine bay, is it all stock?"

Pointing to A-Pillar 3 gauge pod..."did that come stock"

One I get more often than anything...my plate is BLNBYOU I get asked wtf does that say??

 

Holy crap your engine bay is CLEAN!!!

 

wanna see my engine bay? haha it looks worse than most 4wds... hahah

 

The guy at Autozone asked me if my truck was a lightning. Seriously....

 

My favorite one

Me: I need a intake manifold gasket for a Truck Intake
Parts Guy: What's your VIN
Me: Doesn't matter, it's plastic with four holes
Parts Guy: What engine
Me: Don't worry
Parts Guy: Just tell me your engine
Me: It's an LS2 Outta a GTO
Parts Guy: haha no it's not
Me: Yes it is
Parts Guy: Look kid i don't know what you read on the internet but an LS2 will not fit in your truck, and the truck intake will never fit on an LS2, When you figure out what engine you have come back and see me
Me: .... Your a Dumbass

I ended up working in the service department there for awhile and he felt like a dumbass everytime i saw him lol

Other one's

Random Guy: What's wrong with your truck
Me: huh
Guy: Well it sounds like your transmission is slipping and your engine is getting ready to die
Me: thats a torque converter and a cam
Guy: doesn't sound right to me
Me: fine i'll race your mustang
Guy: your gonna loose man your in a truck and it ain't running right
Me: Just line them up
Post race
Guy: ok nevermind that thing runs pretty good
Me: thanks
Guy: but i still think you need to get your muffler checked out that thing is way to loud
Me:

 

the last one was funny as HELL!

 

zzebes those were good... an ls2, that wil never bolt up...

 

At the track people ask me all the time if it is a diesel. With the rhodes lifters it does sound similar to a diesel.

Alot of old school guys ask if its a 350. They also think I only get about 7-8 mpg with the power I make.

Does that thing have a hemi in it? This always comes from ricers.

 

 

I have an on off switch in my truck for a light under the tonneau cover. Someone always asks "Is that your Nos switch?"

"Where is your tailgate handle?" (Shaved tailgate)
"Why did you take your bumper off?" (Shaved roll pan)
"You're going to tear off your gas tank as low as that is"
"Do you bottom out when you accelerate?"