So common I want to scream sometimes

Is that your husbands truck?
-nope, don't have one
boyfriends?
-nope
dad's?
-nope
brothers?
-nope, don't have one
well whos is it???
-uh, mine
o, you bought it like that?
-nope, got it stock
o, engines stock right?
-nope, bye now


The 2 most common ones the last time it was on the road

OMG where is your tailgate handle!!!! That must really suck not being able to open it (shaved gate, if anyone really needs the clarifying)
-not really (this is when I reach in, pop gate)


Wow, must suck you can't use your truck to haul any more (rollpan, hidden hitch)
-really? didn't know I couldn't (flips plate)


theres some other ones, but those are the top ones that come to mind

some people are so goofy

 

One day me and my neighbor were on our way home from work and see a couple of nice old muscle cars and I say I love woopin up on them at the track then he says but there heavy and not very aerodynamic. Here's you're sign

And I also get asked if it has a chip in it?

Does it have a Vortec on it?

Same guy (neighbor) says his sister had a 70 camaro with a turbo 350 thinking its the engine. Same guys wife get a flat tire and he goes to change the flat on a Toyota (fwd) and couldn't get the center bolt off.

 

a friend asked me if i had something wrong with my engine, i told him i had 3 bad plugs.. believed me and went on his way.. gotta like my cam

 

those last 2
couldnt get the center bolt off omg

gotta love the lope
can't wait till i get one in mine


had someone ask me the same thing when i was drivin the mustang
5.0 with a cam
i said yea, its a mustang, of course somethings wrong.
it was just lopin cause of the cam but i didnt say that of course

 

YEP!
I also got asked...
"I saw your truck on the internet, but I thought it was blue and a standard cab?"
"Does it have a hemi?"
Sells guy at the dealership... (after I replaced the 1500 badges with the "ss" badges.)
"AAA, the SS, they are fast, your seats look funny though????"
Dealership parts guy....
"G.M never made a 2000 silverado 1500, with a 2003 LQ4, and a 97 4l80e, with a 2002 pcm, and a 05 front clip."
ME- I just need a exhaust manifold gasket....
"What is your vin again?"
ME- PICK ONE!

 

 

At the track hood open.

Is it stock?

 

o you have to be kidding

 

This is when i just get the PN from here or somewhere and go search parts stores for it.. Your never goin to get a quick answer from sombody behind the computer.
Got a local parts store, ive became friends with the guys behind the counter. They know not to ask questions, just give me what i ask for..

 

Eh, it looks stock to me.. whats out of place?