i hear ya, my wife has been gone for 5 days and the house is a wreck, i have no clean cups and no food...

 

smoke sum then anything you make will taste awesome

 

Its true, beer has lots of carbs in it. Not the 'lite' stuff, you'll starve if you try to drink only lite beer for 2-3 weeks.

 

You can get a large pizza and eat on that for two days, so about 10 pizza's ought to get you thru, and beer and bottled water require no cups, so just use paper plates and you will be golden till she gets back. Seiously ,eating out and easy microwave stuff is gonna be your thing man.

Dont forget the cat food, and sounds like you have to clean the litterbox

 

You do remember that there is fast food right? McDonalds breakfast is good, lunch you have lots of choices, and dinner can be split between fast food and sit down! No Kroger runs and the food is always perfect(atleast after you bitch once or twice when it was wrong.)

 

Fast food is nasty......... Learn how to cook something nancy. haha. Get a bunch of Steak, chicken, burgers etc. and some beer. Park your *** in front of that grill and have at it. You do have a grill dont you? If not don't answer.... lol

 

Dont get me wrong, I HATE the grocery store and want to start beating people by the time I get down the first isle. You should have made the wife pack the fridge and kitchen with food for ya so you didnt have to go.

 

Paulaner salvator, old monks made it to cheat the *food* fasting requirements has vitamins too

 

Just grill for lunch and dinner, cereal in the morning.

And if I recall correctly the first thing you did last year when she left was bought Dr. Pepper.

 

Tacos! Easiest thing to make...read the box and throw hamburger in a pan cook til its brown not burnt n put mix an there you go...hamburger helper easy to