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#13
buy nick mugs, tshirts and magnets.a turtle like thing that likes tobacco looks like a ninja but f##ks peanutbutter
wow kid was a nick
nick whats wrong with the peanutbutter?
hmm.. nailed it
wow kid was a nick
nick whats wrong with the peanutbutter?
hmm.. nailed it
#14
buy nick mugs, tshirts and magnetsthe name of a guy who you could puke in his car and he'd be cool with it.
Steve- dudeee Nick, I just hurled in your car, sorry
Nick- naw dude, it's cool.
lol
Steve- dudeee Nick, I just hurled in your car, sorry
Nick- naw dude, it's cool.
lol
#15
buy chase mugs, tshirts and magnetsTo Chase: (past tense "Chased")
The act of destroying a bathroom in a particularly vicious manner, by clogging the toilet and leaving it that way for others to see, in a attempt to prove status of Alpha Male.
"Dude, this guy came over to my house last night, and he totally Chased the toilet! There was water everywhere, towels thrown about, broken glass..it looked like a bathroom battlefield! The plumber said there was no hope. Man, that's the last time I let him use MY toilet!"
the sweetest guy EVER who will eventually be so awesome that u will be willing to get on your hands and knees for him, then when your are so aroused u screw him you find out he has a HUUUGGGEEE ***** and then he dumps you and you spend the rest of your life stalking him.
The act of destroying a bathroom in a particularly vicious manner, by clogging the toilet and leaving it that way for others to see, in a attempt to prove status of Alpha Male.
"Dude, this guy came over to my house last night, and he totally Chased the toilet! There was water everywhere, towels thrown about, broken glass..it looked like a bathroom battlefield! The plumber said there was no hope. Man, that's the last time I let him use MY toilet!"
the sweetest guy EVER who will eventually be so awesome that u will be willing to get on your hands and knees for him, then when your are so aroused u screw him you find out he has a HUUUGGGEEE ***** and then he dumps you and you spend the rest of your life stalking him.
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by Deacon D May 1, 2007 share this
2. Bruce buy bruce mugs, tshirts and magnets
Bruce is an awsome person. He is kind,loveing,and respectful. He knows how to let lose,however he should always be taken seriously.Bruce is deffently NOT your average joe,and a complete foil of most guys. Heres a shocker he actully cares about people other than himself! Bruce is kind and loveing to his family and friends, and will always have your back. Over all Bruce is a completly amazing person!
Girl1: This guy is sweet, caring, and attractive!
Girl2: wow! Let me guess his name is bruce right?
Girl1: yes! how did you know?
Girl2: cause only totally amazing people are named bruce.
bruce awsome amazing great cool
by Maddie2011 Feb 1, 2009 share this
3. Bruce buy bruce mugs, tshirts and magnets
He lives in your pants. He's very popular with ladies. He's two feet long. When he gets up you have to whack him off untill he throws up.
Bruce I know she's hot but not now wait until later.
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2. Bruce buy bruce mugs, tshirts and magnets
Bruce is an awsome person. He is kind,loveing,and respectful. He knows how to let lose,however he should always be taken seriously.Bruce is deffently NOT your average joe,and a complete foil of most guys. Heres a shocker he actully cares about people other than himself! Bruce is kind and loveing to his family and friends, and will always have your back. Over all Bruce is a completly amazing person!
Girl1: This guy is sweet, caring, and attractive!
Girl2: wow! Let me guess his name is bruce right?
Girl1: yes! how did you know?
Girl2: cause only totally amazing people are named bruce.
bruce awsome amazing great cool
by Maddie2011 Feb 1, 2009 share this
3. Bruce buy bruce mugs, tshirts and magnets
He lives in your pants. He's very popular with ladies. He's two feet long. When he gets up you have to whack him off untill he throws up.
Bruce I know she's hot but not now wait until later.
***** dick ******* big bruce connor share this
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