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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 03:39 PM
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Lmao this is awesome
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TXsilverado
tell i'll give you my millimeter peter
Ladies are more impressed with size said in cm vs inches. I don't mention what measuring unit it's in though.
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 04:49 PM
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just sent to some random chick i met on new years.... updates wil follow
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
Ladies are more impressed with size said in cm vs inches. I don't mention what measuring unit it's in though.
She just cant handle the 2 inches goin 100mph
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by slammedsilvy
bodybuilding.org or something like that had one that was 70+ pages of goodness, it was jesty.
That one was something like "i've had a crush on you for years" if i recall correctly. Talking about clapping cheeks and sippin' on henney, lol.
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Beatdown Z
That one was something like "i've had a crush on you for years" if i recall correctly. Talking about clapping cheeks and sippin' on henney, lol.
Exactly.

Most of them went something like...

"Aye girl, when you gonna let me clap dem cheekz?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Lettuce be cereal. I've had a crush on you for years. Why don't you come over to my place, we can sip dat henny and I can clap dem cheekz"
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 08:10 PM
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Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Gf: Tap what?
Me:Baby you know what.
Gf: i dont see a keg around here.
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 08:47 PM
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We got some good responses here and 1 incredibly disturbing potential attempt (thank goodness he didn't) lol. Any progress on your attempt mangled?
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 09:22 PM
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just sent to some random chick i met on new years.... updates wil follow
no response yet...
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Old Jan 15, 2013 | 09:59 PM
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*** it im bout to get west Va style, text that to my mom
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