So when are you actually an alcholic
May 22, 2007 | 12:08 AM
#11
damn i must have been sick in my youth.
Did you answer YES four or more times? If so, you are probably in trouble with alcohol.
guess my wife did something good by being a part of my life.
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Did you answer YES four or more times? If so, you are probably in trouble with alcohol.
guess my wife did something good by being a part of my life.
May 22, 2007 | 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by thiems
You aren't an alcoholic Tyler, we were just giving you a hard time... 
May 22, 2007 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TexCrew
you are an alky when you have to ask, if you are an alky or not.
No different than when girls ask if they are fat. They aren't really fat, they just want you to tell them that they are fat.
May 22, 2007 | 01:57 PM
#19
This is how you find out you got a problem.
New man shows up for work.
Millwright 13 years.
forklift takes his tool box off of his truck
And moves it to our area in the plant.
few minutes go by talking to the new man
on the way to the common area where we gather at
For safety meetings.
Tool box on lift, Forman walks up with paper work in hand.
Looks at the new man and ask.
Are you human?
New guy has a stupid look on his face.
I have your drug test results here.
New guy still has a stupid look on his face.
Forman asked.
What did you not do this weekend?
You tested hot on so much **** they can't tell it apart.
Forman looks at the forklift operator and points to the gate.
Tool box never hit the ground.
New man shows up for work.
Millwright 13 years.
forklift takes his tool box off of his truck
And moves it to our area in the plant.
few minutes go by talking to the new man
on the way to the common area where we gather at
For safety meetings.
Tool box on lift, Forman walks up with paper work in hand.
Looks at the new man and ask.
Are you human?
New guy has a stupid look on his face.
I have your drug test results here.
New guy still has a stupid look on his face.
Forman asked.
What did you not do this weekend?
You tested hot on so much **** they can't tell it apart.
Forman looks at the forklift operator and points to the gate.
Tool box never hit the ground.
May 22, 2007 | 02:16 PM
#20
Originally Posted by PappyDan
This is how you find out you got a problem.
New man shows up for work.
Millwright 13 years.
forklift takes his tool box off of his truck
And moves it to our area in the plant.
few minutes go by talking to the new man
on the way to the common area where we gather at
For safety meetings.
Tool box on lift, Forman walks up with paper work in hand.
Looks at the new man and ask.
Are you human?
New guy has a stupid look on his face.
I have your drug test results here.
New guy still has a stupid look on his face.
Forman asked.
What did you not do this weekend?
You tested hot on so much **** they can't tell it apart.
Forman looks at the forklift operator and points to the gate.
Tool box never hit the ground.
New man shows up for work.
Millwright 13 years.
forklift takes his tool box off of his truck
And moves it to our area in the plant.
few minutes go by talking to the new man
on the way to the common area where we gather at
For safety meetings.
Tool box on lift, Forman walks up with paper work in hand.
Looks at the new man and ask.
Are you human?
New guy has a stupid look on his face.
I have your drug test results here.
New guy still has a stupid look on his face.
Forman asked.
What did you not do this weekend?
You tested hot on so much **** they can't tell it apart.
Forman looks at the forklift operator and points to the gate.
Tool box never hit the ground.
I dont think you are an alcoholic until you depend on alcohol to function or if you must drink to remain happy.
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