At a local convenient store. I begin to do my business standing at the urinal. I hear a voice...... "hey whats up"....... I respond hesitantly, "not much just checking things out to make sure they still work", the voice then said " oh, ok sounds good, what are you doing later?" and a little weirded out I answered " prolly gonna grab and Dr. Pepper and head back to work", he then proceeds to ask "Can I come over later".......... by this time I just flat out said who the hell are you and what do you want" as I was wrapping up my business. I then hear " hey babe i'm gonna have to call you back, some dude is talking to me in the restroom"......... I damn near fell out on the floor!

I laughed so hard when I got back in the truck, never saw the guy but he prolly thought it was as funny as I did!

 

Passing out 100$ bills??

 

and it kills and thrills like horns on my silverado grille

you thought you had me did ya! yea I listen to a little country

 

LOL

Still never understood why someone would want to talk on the cell phone while in a public restroom...

 

Hahahaha

 

There's only about 30 versions of this joke floating around the internet

 

haha thats good

 

yea but much funnier when it actually happens, seems like I had heard something like that before...... thats what made it so funny when I actually talked to the guy in the restroom haha!

 

this makes me want to just strike up convorsations with random strangers in the restroom lol

 

As long as you didnt tap your foot under the stall.