Help me!!! I am looking for a good gentlemen's club. We all know that they ARE dirty, but I would like one that doesn't LOOK dirty. The wife doesn't like the places that look dirty. One that you can sit at the stage, and then go to a private room and burn some cash. Carousels and cafe royale are *****. Got any suggestions?

 

theres not that many good ones on long island i have been told
been to billy dean's showtime cafe in bellmore and its ok. supposedly there are a few good ones in suffolk though