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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 08:17 PM
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***** it! Just grill them weenies and there will be no kind of crap! I put up with mine just because she is cute when she is pissed. If she wants to go somewhere nice, might as well take a long drive out to where there is a nice restaurant. Hey if shes 18 shes legal!! In that case you could try White1 smiley trick...jk. You could always take her fishing afterwards and deer season is open. Could show her the joys of the outdoors. (not sure if yall are into that) Just a thought.
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 08:40 PM
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i set her straight on the hot dog thing. i told her to stfu cause i know what im doing. she was like how do you know when they will be done and i said cause the ************* will float. her: they wont sink if you boil the water first. i just told her to stfu and go in the living room
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by fogle04
i said cause the ************* will float.


I like smilies they say everything
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 08:48 PM
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They do dont they? Ok back on subject. What to do? What to do? What to do?
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by FarmerBeau
They do dont they? Ok back on subject. What to do? What to do? What to do?
you too stay on topic

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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by fogle04
i set her straight on the hot dog thing. i told her to stfu cause i know what im doing. she was like how do you know when they will be done and i said cause the ************* will float. her: they wont sink if you boil the water first. i just told her to stfu and go in the living room
Or you could say you'll just put them in the microwave and they're ready when they blow up (don't ask), but theres been some good suggestions already so you'd be good going with most of them. I'm an idiot when it comes to that kind of stuff so I'm not gonna add anything.
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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 12:27 AM
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lmao you know....theres trucks with a **** load of horsepower....on here...every possiable thing is tweeked.....and we sometimes have no clue as to what the hell women want or what the hell they are thinking ....lol...and the truck has been round for less than 100 yrs...need to figure out how to get a hptuner on a lady
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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by fastgmc
lmao you know....theres trucks with a **** load of horsepower....on here...every possiable thing is tweeked.....and we sometimes have no clue as to what the hell women want or what the hell they are thinking ....lol...and the truck has been round for less than 100 yrs...need to figure out how to get a hptuner on a lady


Where would you plug it in? Just make sure you get the free updates.
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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by fastgmc
lmao you know....theres trucks with a **** load of horsepower....on here...every possiable thing is tweeked.....and we sometimes have no clue as to what the hell women want or what the hell they are thinking ....lol...and the truck has been round for less than 100 yrs...need to figure out how to get a hptuner on a lady
LMFAO

Damn that woke me up

Stroker you bring up a good point where would you plug it in

Yes if we could only program a women then that would be great
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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 12:38 AM
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step 1. insert data cable into woman...(warning she might kick your *** for this, but its ok you can program her to like all the stuff you do with the program)
step 2. turn key to run position but do not crank (warning she is going to ask you why the hell you didnt crank....refer to warning in step 1.)
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