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Allright, so I caught this fat dude in a red suit trying to climb in my window on the 25th a little past midnight...he was driving a kick *** sleigh and it looks like someone winged one of his reigndeer real good. He had a sack of goodies, but all he had for me was a sweater...I don't see how that'll make my truck faster 
Anyway, I tied the guy up and hid his ride...had to bury the injured reigndeer, he didn't make it. Anyway, he says he sorry and promises that he'll give me more horsepower next year...think I should let him go now? The damn rat has eaten every cookie I have and I had to go to the bakery to get more, not to mention I'm tired of cleaning up reigndeer poop...it's getting to be a real PITA...
Anyway, I tied the guy up and hid his ride...had to bury the injured reigndeer, he didn't make it. Anyway, he says he sorry and promises that he'll give me more horsepower next year...think I should let him go now? The damn rat has eaten every cookie I have and I had to go to the bakery to get more, not to mention I'm tired of cleaning up reigndeer poop...it's getting to be a real PITA...
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Allright, so I caught this fat dude in a red suit trying to climb in my window on the 25th a little past midnight...he was driving a kick *** sleigh and it looks like someone winged one of his reigndeer real good. He had a sack of goodies, but all he had for me was a sweater...I don't see how that'll make my truck faster 
Anyway, I tied the guy up and hid his ride...had to bury the injured reigndeer, he didn't make it. Anyway, he says he sorry and promises that he'll give me more horsepower next year...think I should let him go now? The damn rat has eaten every cookie I have and I had to go to the bakery to get more, not to mention I'm tired of cleaning up reigndeer poop...it's getting to be a real PITA...
Anyway, I tied the guy up and hid his ride...had to bury the injured reigndeer, he didn't make it. Anyway, he says he sorry and promises that he'll give me more horsepower next year...think I should let him go now? The damn rat has eaten every cookie I have and I had to go to the bakery to get more, not to mention I'm tired of cleaning up reigndeer poop...it's getting to be a real PITA...

LOL that's a pretty good story! I'd say swap out your engine with a few of his reindeer and see if your ****** flies!!! Gas bill would be easier and all you'd need to fuel it would be carrots and grass. Hopefully you won't be dropping deer **** all over the roads though.
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