I could go for a six ****** liter vortec v8 in both of my rigs. Got autocal and some other goodies on the way for my five-tree though

 

When you lose track of time at work, then you look at the clock and its time to go home.

EDIT* and I'm abouut to pick up this soldier and his wife's lunch tab at Chillis.

 

drinking Beer in the shower.

I recently bought a little suction cup basket made for holding shampoo, i stuck it up high out of water splatter range to hold me beer.

I saw it a home depot one day and thought that would be perfect for holding my shower beers.

also at freeway speeds in my DD with the windows and sunroof open, I just keep my cigarette in my mouth and it auto ashes out the window

 

waking up at work and realizing i have been asleep for three hours and its time to go home

 

For me it is simple

Hit the snooze at least 3 times
Pot of blackest coffee legally allowed with an insane amount of sugar
Smoke break at lunch and 2:30
1 liter of Dr. Pepper at 11:30
Playing with the wifes ***** when i get home from work

 

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A fresh can of Skoal
The lope of a cam on cold start
Women with V neck shirts on
A nice Texas sunset
Fuzzy's Taco Nachos
Flat bill hats

 

Alex, you forgot a "New hat with a flat bill"

 

Fixed

 

Everything starting to happen all at once (shitstorm)

 

Lmao x's 2 smokeshow haha

I always tip heavy when I'm out. I've see. What my sister has been thru as a waitress when she was younger.

I always help out someone even if it runs me a little low until the next paycheck. Hey as long as the bills are paid who cares right? Lol

I'll randomly put $100-$200 in my brothers and sisters bank accounts(I make the most out of us 4 kids and 2 of them are in school)

The taste of a Camel filter after a monster energy import

The nice smell of burnt rubber lol

And getting a wake up call from the gf

Yea... The little things haha