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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 12:09 AM
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A%%hole



Nothing like having tons of torque at the command of my big toe


That is all

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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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That's ok I do too and I don't have near the torque that you do.

It's really funny when someone thinks they can floor it and keep me from passing and then I prove them wrong. For some reason they seem to get all pissed off and I think "hey it's not my fault your POS is slow... you shoulda just kept your foot off the right peddle and let me pass then you wouldn't have ta be pissed."
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 07:27 AM
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SUX 2 B THEM!
When I crack open my bottle of whooping gas it's not to to win; it's to make them wonder 'WTF just happened'!
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 08:21 AM
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I drive my truck like its made of glass just riding around......then when "bubba" in his stock z71 with straight pipes tries to play with me, I turn into a totally different person.

In the camaro, I drive like a typical fbody owner.......... Yeah, the ones that think they're driving a corvette or something
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 09:29 AM
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I own the road.
I follow nobody.
Do not attempt to pass me
Never squeeze in front of me without begging my permission.
Just try to stop me from using that car-lenth space right in front of you.
I own the road.

As your new president I would allow the use of non-lethal force to remove drivers classified as "morons" from the road.

Morons: N. One who drives at or slower than the posted speed limit.
One who pays attention to the cell phone more than the road.
One with lesser driving intellect, unable to see situation ahead and avoid without the use of brakes.
One who allows every other driver to get in front of....nice people suck.
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by trever1t
One who allows every other driver to get in front of....nice people suck.
More like "Will allow absolutely anybody in front of them, EXCEPT the poor sob behind them."

Usually me.
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by trever1t
I own the road.
I follow nobody.
Do not attempt to pass me
Never squeeze in front of me without begging my permission.
Just try to stop me from using that car-lenth space right in front of you.
I own the road.

As your new president I would allow the use of non-lethal force to remove drivers classified as "morons" from the road.

Morons: N. One who drives at or slower than the posted speed limit.
One who pays attention to the cell phone more than the road.
One with lesser driving intellect, unable to see situation ahead and avoid without the use of brakes.
One who allows every other driver to get in front of....nice people suck.

My thoughts exactly ..... I will vote for you...
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 11:17 AM
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I agree completely. Very poetic though.
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 11:38 AM
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now what happends when you encounter someoen who has more then you?
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Old Jul 21, 2007 | 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Quik
now what happends when you encounter someoen who has more then you?




That sounds like the advice my dad gave about 40 years ago, back in the days I thought I was the "baddest; fastest; strongest;toughest" person out there.
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