Notice the Lights on the top rear. 2 outside are reverse lights. Guess what the other 2 are for.

 

hahah i like these ideas!

 

i think tossing out a old Chew onto the windshield gets the point across

or a scrolling marquie plate frame that reads...."get closer, i'm about to....." them bam.

 

u need some oil slick and nails like in the old spyhunter game, that game was the ****, lol

 

I tailgate the **** outta people who drive in the slow lane. Gotta get some damn train horns tho. That'll get their attention.

 

I use the windshield wiper fluid every 45 seconds or so. The wind is enough to blow the residual on thier windshield causing them to have to turn on theirs (wipers). It gets real annoying after about 5 times or so and they usually back off or flip the finger. Either way, its amusing...especially when they have spent the entire day waxing and polishing their import.

After that, I am just a dick to them. I will speed up and slow down constantly, throw a wheel into the gravel on the side of the road (as mentioned above) and play road block when they are looking to pass.

I know, road games are not safe...but they had it coming.

 

i'll stick with the chew on the windshield. they get the point....real quick lol

 

I like to slow was down and then when they get pissed off enough to try to get around me, I just mash the pedal and don't let them pass. That pisses them off so bad. It is so funny!!!

 

...now we all have ideas to use on viscousnut when he's tailgating. Since he's a ricer, I suggest an ABS check. Make sure your hitch ball is in place and LOW.